Escargoon quotes from Kirby: Right Back at Ya!

Escargoon

Uhh... Well, Sire, you look like a roast turkey whose timer never popped up.

Escargoon

He took cookin' lessons with Kawasaki.

Escargoon

Don't miss the great kitchen combat as Gourmet Nagoya challenges Kawasaki: the guy who put the "gas" in "gastronomy"!

Escargoon

Go hug a tree-frog, sister! That's not the way we're getting rid of this rubbish.

Escargoon

Get me a doctor this is an emergency, I'M CRACKING UP HERE!

Escargoon

That grease monkey must've got out!

Escargoon

We're busy snickering, here!

Escargoon

Well, what do you think? Ain't that the most jaw-droppin' eye-poppin' rock you ever seen?

Escargoon

There you are, my twinkling little treasures. I bet none of you's made of glass. Little does King Greedede know I've been collecting you glittery goo-gahs for years!

Escargoon

My life is a nightmare...

Escargoon

In fact, I can assure you that the King is totally irresponsible!

Escargoon

He's a juggler who goes right for the jugular!

Escargoon

Majesty, that frog is a hoppin' horror show!

Escargoon

They finally sent you the monster. That must be the Heavy Anaconda, Sire!

Escargoon

Monster!? That's ridiculous! There's no monster in this castle!

Yes, there is! It's big and it's scary and it eats everything in sight!

Escargoon

That's King Dedede! There's no monster. Now go back to your homes so His Majesty can finish his supper in peace!

Hey, wait a minute, Escargoon! Not so fast! [Tiff, her brother Tuff, and their parents Sir Ebrum and Lady Like enter the throne room] How do we know you're not lying again?

Yeah, like you usually do?

Escargoon

You have no right to speak to me that way. Your parents should slap you silly.

Papa, something funny's going on!

Sir Ebrum

You might be right, Tiff. A monster is the kind of thing Dedede would love.

Lady Like

The king must be behind this!

Escargoon

You're a court official, how dare you accuse his royal highness! [to King Dedede] Want me to check 'em in for a two-week stay in the dungeon, sweet kingy?

King Dedede

[Laughs and turns to face everyone else] A monster, huh? Would the monster happen to look anything like that? [He points to a fish tank containing a small octopus]

That's it! That's the monster!

Except it was a hundred times bigger!

King Dedede

[laughs] Well you can see this ain't no monster, it's my new pet octopus. And the only thing he likes to eat is sardines.

King Dedede

Hehehehe. Little fella wouldn't hurt a fly unless it was on the end of a fishhook! [laughs]

Escargoon

Of course it wouldn't. Now get out and go back to your trailer park so the king can have his dessert! Go on! Poof, you're gone!