Escargoon quotes from Kirby: Right Back at Ya!

Escargoon

Okay, Cappies, let's get started! The first thing you need to know about eco-touring is that it's rough stuff, so don't expect to get pampered like a bunch of primaballeroonies! Now everybody grab a backpack and let's get the lead out!

Escargoon

Yep! Tokkori's ancestor used to sit perched up on his shoulder which must have been murder on his dry-cleaning bills!

Escargoon

Well, he's finally pickin' on someone his own size.

Escargoon

This looks fabulous. Let's ask some of the local yokels what their relatively worthless opinions are!

Escargoon

Yeah, well maybe you feel fine 'cause you have to have somethin' in your head to get a head cold!

Escargoon

Get it, Kirby! I can't take these sinus allergies anymore. [sneezes]

Escargoon

Well what are ya waitin' for, Sire? Steal credit, will ya?

Escargoon

Majesty, have you forgotten you're supposed to return these paintings in perfect condition?!

Escargoon

No, Sire. I built this robot to make life easier for us both. Escar-droid will be at your command twenty four hours a day!

Escargoon

I can't tell if this is a throne room or a landfill. That pizza’s all fuzzy. I’d call this a rat’s nest, but that’s an insult to rats!

Escargoon

[grumbles] WADDLE DEE CLEANUP!

Escargoon

YOU REFUSING OUR REFUTES, MISTER?!

Escargoon

This might be the trashiest thing we've ever done.

Escargoon

You gullible geeks thought you were buyin' food processors, but you were really buyin' parts for our cruel new tool! [laughs]

Escargoon

Easy, Sire. This is a comedy show, not a reality series!