It wasn't easy, dude, but we did it.
We had to draw it really fast.
Escargoon10 seconds left!
[Meanwhile, Dedede puts it on the reel]
[Dedede sets it up for live broadcast]
I underestimated you three. [The three boys laugh] You obviously have more talent then I gave you credit for.
[The cartoon begins with an overly-stylized image of Tiff. King Dedede and Escargoon's jaws drop, Tiff is shocked, and Tuff and Kirby cover their eyes]
Escargoon
That doesn't look like you, sire!
There's somethin' bout 'dat girly that looks sorta familiar!
TTiff (anime-stylized)
I got an idea, I'll invent my own cartoon!
That's supposed to be you!
That's my voice but the rest is all wrong!
TTiff (anime-stylized)
[giggles] This is an absolutely perfect day for snowing, don't you think so? [giggles]
[an image of the animated Tiff holding a parfait is shown]
TTiff (anime-stylized)
I think I'll have a picnic all by myself!
[cut to Tiff growling angrily as she balls her fists]
TTiff (anime-stylized)
I got a funny feeling that somebody out there is watching me.
[cut back to Tiff, who at this point is a boiling mass of impotent rage]
TTiff (anime-stylized)
I wanna be a cartoon star! [giggles]
[She looks at the three boys] Is that airhead really supposed to be me?!
[as the boys laugh] Yeah! Except she's not short like you!
Yeah, I'm short alright... [growls as she pulls out what appears to be King Dedede's mallet out of nowhere] AND SO'S MY TEMPEEER!!!!!
[Tiff attacks the three boys over their exploitative depiction of her in their cartoon, using King Dedede's hammer. The episode ends as Kirby joins in the chase, thinking it to be a game]
[The Waddle Dees are marching to the mess hall to eat. When Escargoon is walking by, he sees Kirby walking among the various Dees. In the mess hall, the Waddle Dees take their seats and prepare to eat]
Alright Waddle Dees, dinner is served!
Poyoyoyo! [munches on food]
[Escargoon slithers over to where to Kirby was seated]
Escargoon
Well, caught you pink-handed, you mooch!
Escargoon
Hit the road, freeloader! This is the Waddle Dees' dinner! Hmm? [He saw the dinner that all the Waddle Dees were eating] Huh, HUH?! Baby string beans, spring rolls with asparagus tips, black truffle risotto, and a deluxe sushi platter?! [He ran to the king's throne room to tell him] SIIIRE!!
[Dedede was slurping on a cup of instant noodles in his throne room, when his panicked right-hand snail burst in through the doors]
Escargoon
Sire! Sire! You won't believe with those Waddle Dees! I just left him in the dining hall!
Good, don't bring em' in here cause it might kill my appetite.
Escargoon
While you slurp that slop, the Waddles Dees are having the feast. It's a gourmet meal with four different courses fit for a king.
[Dedede becomes extremely upset and he throw the cup of ramen noodles in Escargoon's face]
If it's fit for a king, how come I ain't gettin' any?! Grrr!
[Escargoon stops King Dedede from barging in to his Waddle Dees' mess hall]
Escargoon
No, sire! I don't think you should go in the dining hall 'til you've calmed down!
I am calm and hungry too!
Escargoon
[grunts] Please, Majesty! This is not a good i..dea! You won't be able to control your temper or your appetite! [Pushing Dedede into backwards, grunting] We can't afford to upset the Waddle Dees, Majesty! They do all the work around here! Sire! Let it go! Back up!
Hey! Hold on. It don't make sense to me! How can that Waddle Dees eat gourmet grub when they don't got no mouths?
Escargoon
Huh.
[cut to Escargoon and King Dedede find out how Waddle Dee eat]
See? No mouth. Waddle Dees can't eat cause they ain't no place to shovel in food!
Escargoon
But, Sire, every living creature needs nourishment. [he runs off and he runs back with a cookie] Let's see if he eats this cookie!
[A Waddle Dee eats a cookie]
Escargoon
It absorbed the cookie!
Hey, how'd it do that? It's munchin' alright...
Escargoon
Wonder how it flosses...
[Waddle Dee gulps and he walks away]
Escargoon
They and great didn't even say "Thank you".
[rattling sound]
Yeah...How much does it cost?
Escargoon
Does what cost?
To feed them there Waddle Dees.
Escargoon
Huh!?
[to the Waddle Dees] The king's so stingy he put us on a starvation diet! Now our stomachs cry out for vengeance!
[cut to King Dedede and Escargoon being chased by angry Waddle Dees]
We in trouble! My own guards is out to get me!
Escargoon
I've heard of hunger strikes before, but this is ridiculous!
Escargoon
I think you'd be a much better candidate for something like "Take Your Tyrant to Lunch Day!"
Must be somebody out there appreciates me!
Escargoon
Oh, I wouldn't bet on that. [to Waddle Doo and Waddle Dees] Do you guys know anybody who appreciates His Majesty?
Escargoon
[offscreen] Don't you appreciate the king?
Escargoon
[As Dedede growls] I have somebody who appreciates me.
You liar, they're ain't nobody who appreciates you none neither!
Escargoon
Is too!
Who could ever appreciate a slug-less slime maker like you. [laughs]
[Cappies laughing after throwing those pies at Chef Kawasaki]
[offscreen] Drop those pies!
[All the cappies exclaims in once]
I expect this from Dedede but not from you!
We're only doing what the king said we had.
Tomorrow's your Appreciation Day, Chief Bookem. But I guess it's your Dis Day now.
Oh, that's alright. Don't bother.
Escargoon
Looks like Tiff's trying to disrupt Dis Day.
Just wait 'til she finds out who we dissin' next!
[King Dedede and Escargoon laughing evilly]
I guess I was wrong of think Dedede have a change of heart.
You were wrong to think he had heart.
Deep down I'm sure he wants to be good just like the rest of us do.
I think he's rotten no matter how deep down you go.
Even so I--[She notices Kirby is missing] Kirby?
[Kirby is lured by a watermelon once again. King Dedede and Escargoon prepare the watermelon time bombs]
Escargoon
Sire, be more careful of this plan old backfire!
Look at these things got me all taking out. I sure wish Kirby would hurry up and get here.
Escargoon
Just make sure those watermelons you squatting on don't get crushed, Your Majesty. And don't forget they've all been hollowed out and have time bombs inside them.
[offscreen, angry] What's going on!?
This might be some kind of trap, Tiff.
[As she attempts to walk near the wagon] I think I better take a closer look.
Escargoon
DON'T COME NEAR!
[Kirby latches onto the watermelon cart, pushing King Dedede and Escargoon down with it]
Escargoon
Sire, we have to get out of here.
What's the problem? It's only a watermelon patch.
Escargoon
You're forgetting about our explosive surprise.
Oh yeah. Don't eat yet, Kirby!
[Dedede and Escargoon laughing]
Escargoon
[laughs] We got you got good this time, sucker!
Only a few seconds left! 10. 9. 8.
Escargoon
7. 6. 5. 4. 3.
Escargoon
We...
[Kirby's face becomes red and glows, and he then starts to spit gray smoke from his mouth, at such a force and speed that he is sent flying up in the air while spitting out more smoke]
He's worse than heartburn.
[Kirby crashes into Cappy Town; charred, but he still okay after the watermelon bombs explode inside]
Imagine someone doing such an awful thing.
[angry] DEDEDE'S GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME!!
Yeah, he can't get away with turning Kirby into a firework!
I'm having an idea on how to get them back! And I'll need you all to help me!
[All the Cappies exclaim in once]
If he thinks these pranks is funny he's dead wrong!
[Cut to King Dedede and Escargoon in a throne room]
[laughing] So you think Kirby liked his present?
Escargoon
He was blown away by it, Sire.
[laughing] You know I almost feel sorry for that pink pea brain. Maybe I should get him a little thank you gift for being such a good sport.
Escargoon
Huh?
In the market for a monster, Big D?
No thanks, I played a dynamite trick on Kirby and now I want to buy him a nice present.
Maybe a box of chocolate-covered watermelons, or a toy, or maybe a t-shirt that says "poyo" on it.
Escargoon
And wrap it up really pretty too.
You sure you guys are feeling all right?
Hush-up! Just send me a present for Kirby or I'll never order a monster from you again!
I'll do the best I can, Your Majesty...
[laughs, offscreen] That's more like it!
[runs into the throne room] A message for you, Sire!
Escargoon
It's from Tiff. She's inviting us to Kirby's memorial service.
Escargoon
I regret to inform you that Kirby is gone. We're gathering to bid farewell to him this afternoon. Please, join us to pay our last respects.
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