Escargoon quotes from Kirby: Right Back at Ya!

Lady Like

My husband's prime minister!

Escargoon

Your husband's unemployed, Blondie!

Escargoon

I suppose the royal golf course is a bust?

You said it, not I.

Escargoon

Ah...ah...ah...ah...AH-CHOO!!!

King Dedede

[grunts] You sprayed me! Now what was that for!?

Escargoon

Maybe this cold bug only infects intelligent life forms.

King Dedede

What did you say?

Escargoon

Oh, that's right. You didn't catch it either. I wonder what that fact would imply.

King Dedede

Are you saying I'm a brainless as they are?

Escargoon

Of course not. It must be something else you have in common.

King Dedede

Oh really? Like what?

Escargoon

Well, I don't know, Sire. Maybe it's just a.....personality thing.

King Dedede

Hmm. What's that supposed to mean?

I think it was Stone Kirby.

I think you are right. [presses button]

Tokkori

What's the answer?

It was Fire Kirby. [presses button]

I don't recall.

Kawasaki

I'll take a wild guess. [presses button, answering "Needle"]

That's easy. It was Fire Kirby, remember?

Kirby

[pressing button] Fire!

Escargoon

It was Fire Kirby for sure.

King Dedede

Haha! Stone Kirby! [presses button]

This tough cookie fought against Kirby only to become a great hero. What was his name?

Knuckle Joe! [presses button]

Knuckle Joe! [presses button]

Knuckle Joe! [presses button]

Knuckle Joe! [presses button]

Escargoon

Knuckle Joe!

King Dedede

[presses button] DEDEDE!

Escargoon

I had the right answer!

King Dedede

Guess my hands must have slipped or something.

Spin Kick! [Tokkori presses button]

Who cares, anyway?

King Dedede

Please, please, I beg you!

Escargoon

We promise to never cheat again!

King Dedede

What kind of prize is this 'ere?!

Escargoon

It looks like we're startin' the new year off with a bang!

Looks like it's a Happy New Year already.

Kirby

[jumps happily into the air] Poyo! Poyo!

King Dedede

What?! You blamin' this here weather on me!?

Escargoon

You two brats need to take a chill pill!

Don't act innocent! How come it got so cold all of a sudden?

I bet you ordered another freeze monster!

Escargoon

Oh, is that so? [As he shows a "Notice" bill sign] Guess again!

Huh? "Due to late charges on your account, until further notice, you can no longer order any monsters"?

Kirby

Poyo.

Ha! Maybe you better start paying your bills.

Escargoon

We don't need advice from a pipsqueak like you!

King Dedede

I can pay them bills any time I want to. Only I don't want to!

King Dedede

Hmm. What's all that jabba join' about down there?

Escargoon

There those drippy Cappies are rollin' out the welcome wagon for those creepy Pengy.

King Dedede

Well I want to meet him too. Hey, Waddle Doo!

You pardon me, Your Majesty, but I got some bad news for ya. See, the rest of the guys [cut to the scene where The Waddle Dees huddle close to the oven for warmth] ain't handlin' this cold so good, and they're all sick.

King Dedede

THEY'RE ALL FIRED!

King Dedede

WHO DID THAT?!

Escargoon

I think they did that, Sire.

[laughs] Your reign is through, King Dede-dumb! We're in charge.

Hey, you! Watch it, will ya?!

Escargoon

We're very sorry, Mister guard sir.

Yeah. [As he walk away and door closes]

King Dedede

[Growls in enrage and he hitting a bucket with a mop] HOW DARE THEY PUT ME IN A MOP DUTY!? [He breaks a mop]

Escargoon

Chin up, Kirby will find us, Sire, he just has to.

King Dedede

That little pink pest ain't so bad after all. I oughta ease up on that little meatball.

Escargoon

[Sighs] If only he were here.

King Dedede

Mmm-hmm.

Escargoon

Delightful. This weather simply perfect, Sire. Not too cool and not too hot.

King Dedede

And all we got to do to keep it that way is flip a few switches.

King Dedede

HEY! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA!?

Escargoon

You brats could have electrocuted me!

The Pengy were right. So starting today we're conserving energy.

Escargoon

Aaah! School's out!

King Dedede

We failed again!

Escargoon

There's always next semester!

[brings out a nice hot bowl of ramen] Here, nice hot noodles.

King Dedede

Hot... noodles...? [steps closer to Tuff, laughing all the while, while quickly recovering from his red eyes of sleeplessness] THEY'S FINALLY HERE!!!

Escargoon

Thanks, kid. [takes the bowl of ramen before Dedede can grab it]

King Dedede

Huh? [sees Escargoon eating the ramen and grabs him] You no-good noodle-nabber! [swipes the ramen bowl]

Escargoon

[swipes his ramen bowl back] Hands off! I just ordered these for myself.

King Dedede

What's that?!

That's right. He called 10 minutes ago.

King Dedede

Yeah? Well I ordered me a big bowl of noodles yesterday. [releases Escargoon] I thought mine got here first.

Uh oh. I guess Kirby goofed up after all. Uh, be right back with your order! [runs off back to Restaurant Kawasaki]

King Dedede

[angrily growls] I should've known it was Kirby, that nasty little pasta poacher! I'm gonna get me my own delivery dude so there ain't no more mess-up!