[Meanwhile at Restaurant Kawasaki with Tiff and Chef Kawasaki in the kitchen, the phone rings.]
I GOT IT! [picks up] Hello, Kawasaki.
[over the phone, mimicking Melman's voice] This is Melman, send over one hundred pork chops!
Oooh, one hundred pork chops! Sure! [hangs up, then the phone rings again, and he picks up] Ah. Hello?
Escargoon[over the phone, mimicking Gengu's voice] This is Gengu, send me one hundred noodle soups!
[Cut to the castle, where the king and snail were mimicking Chief Bookem and Mabel's voices on separate phones.]
[over phone, imitating Chief Bookem's voice] Bookem here, send me over one hundred stir fry's!
Escargoon
[over phone, imitating Mabel's voice] Hello, this is Mabel, please send me one hundred steaks!
[Chief Bookem is in the process of cutting down a tree when Tiff, Tuff, and Kirby suddenly take notice and start running at him]
NOOOO! Don't cut that tree!
[Too late; Chief Bookem suddenly reacts in terror as the tree he cut starts falling down in front of Tiff]
[the tree crashes down and lands in front of her as she dodges out of the way]
What do you think you're doin'?!
Dumping garbage was bad enough, but now cutting down trees?! I won't let you continue this tour!
[King Dedede and Escargoon look at each other and nod to each other in delight]
Listen up! Due to complaints, this 'ere tour's cancelled.
Escargoon
So long, Cappies! You're on your own.
[the Cappies react in horror]
You're abandoning us in the middle of the forest?!
Little missy here. She can take over.
Escargoon
Sure, what's the rush?
All right, but before we go, hand over all the supplies.
Escargoon
Why? You won't be stayin' the night.
It's a quick hike outta the woods if ya don't lose yer way.
[King Dedede and Escargoon both laugh]
[Meanwhile, King Dedede and Escargoon manage to get out of the river, and soon realize they are lost as well]
Maybe this golf course is just a selfish worthless idea of mine.
Escargoon
My thoughts exactly.
[glares at Escargoon] Huh?
Escargoon
I was just kidding. It's worth it. It's worth it!
You little liar! [snarls angrily]
Escargoon
Wait, Majesty! We have more urgent problems! Like being lost in the wilderness without our map!
Whatcha talkin' about lost!? I don't wanna be lost in these scary woods!
Escargoon
Join the club, sire.
[They start crying]
I'm sorry I yelled at ya.
Escargoon
I'm sorry you did too.
[Both continue crying]
Escargoon
Look who's coming this way, sire!
Escargoon
We have to make sure they see our smoke signal.
This oughtta do the trick.
[suddenly, the fire they placed bursts into an even bigger one to their surprise, causing the nearby trees to catch fire much to Escargoon's shock]
Escargoon
Ah! The whole forest could catch on fire.
Escargoon
Huh?
We gotta clear out Whispy Woods for my golf course and this is the quick, easy way!
Escargoon
[smiles delightfully in response to Dedede's voiced idea] Your blazin' new trail, Sire!
And afterwards, there's gonna be a lotta charcoal 'round a useful barbecuein'!
Escargoon
Let's go! Before we get cooked... [he and Dedede are scared off by the flames, which have now grown bigger and are spreading quickly through the forest, causing a huge forest fire]
Escargoon
This saplin's all set.
Keep working! [whips King Dedede, then he, Kirby, Tiff, Tuff, and the Cappies laugh] You two swindlers will replace every tree that was destroyed.
Escargoon
Only a few thousand to go.
We gonna be keepin' at it fer days.
[while the Cappies continue laughing] C'mon, you can do it, guys!
Yeah, you're experts at dirty work.
See that? That big hunk o' blubber's a menace to society! That whale oughtta be in jail.
Escargoon
You're right, Sire. We have to capture it. It's a danger to us all!
We saw what you're hidin' down there. Nets and harpoons and stuff for catching whales!
Aww. Guess we've been found out. Escargoon?
Escargoon
Aye aye, Sire. [presses a button and Dedede's boat reveals its true form as a whaling ship]
This isn't a tour boat. It's a whaling ship!
[laughing] Time to start whalin'!
Escargoon
Ugh. If you eat fast, you won't notice.
[Dedede and Escargoon are both finishing eating a bowl of rice. Dedede burps]
Escargoon
Revolting. [burps]
Glad you enjoyed it. Your Majesty, I could use some financial help.
[laughs] I bet you want a loan!
Escargoon
That's an even riskier proposition than eating your food.
If I had a little money I could make the restaurant even bigger.
Escargoon
BUT IT'S EMPTY NOW!
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