Yeah, I was all set to start on a TV cabinet on Saturday, but it's gonna hafta wait a day. Luanne's mama is coming to visit.
(spits out his beer in shock) That woman is a menace to society.
Well, I dunno, I never met the lady, but she did her time.
I tell you what, ain't no dang ol' lady 'bout her man. She get all liquored up man, all comin' on strong an' pawin' me like a dang ol' animal, man. I tell her "no means no!"
Yeah, Leanne's bad news, I tell you what. Peggy's brother was all set to marry a pretty pharmacist gal until Leanne "entertained" at his bachelor party. [sighs] So he marries Leanne and after 18 years of drunken hell, she stabs him with a fork.
[Bill plays with a vice, until part of it falls of and hits his foot]:
AAAAOW! OHH!! My foot! I think it's broken!
Uh, well, if it's broken, you're gonna have to get that shoe off.
No! No, no, I - I feel better now. I'm just gonna go ON home.
Don't be silly. Just let me - (tries to remove Bill's shoe) What the...?
Don't look at me! Don't look at me!
[Hank remove Bill's sock, revealing that Bill has a foot fungus. The rest cringe in disgust.]
I never thought I'd say this, but, I don't think I can finish my beer.
It's some kinda Athlete's Foot. I've been using this spray for 10 years. "Quick working" my ass.
What did the doctor say?
The only person I ever showed my toes to was my ex-wife. She used 'em against me in the divorce.
You don't have to be embarrassed about your toes, Bill, it's just a medical condition.
Sure, that's what you say. But I don't see you waving your narrow urethra around for everyone to see.
[Hank looks perplexed.]
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