Anthony Page, Hank Hill and others in “Pilot”

Anthony Page

Please, Mr. Hill? Loud is not allowed.

Hank Hill

What the- "Loud is not allowed"? Now you listen to me, mister. (patriotic music starts to play as hank gets increasingly angrier) I work for a livin', and I mean real work, not writin' down gobbledegook! I provide the people of this community with propane and propane accessories. Oh, when I think of all my hard earned tax dollars goin' ta pay a bunch of little twig-boy bureaucrats like you, it just makes me wanna ... oh ... oh God ... it just ... (record scratch)

Peggy Hill

Hank?

Hank Hill

Honey, bring me my BC headache powder and a glass of water.

Peggy Hill

Alright, Hank.

Hank Hill

Now you listen here. You see that boy? (music resumes) That's my boy! And if you ever try to take him away, so help me God, I'll tear ya a new one bigger'n the Grand Canyon! Now I want you to get out of my house. You're not welcome here! I mean NOW, before I give YOU a black eye! GIT!