Hank Hill, Bobby Hill and others in “Pilot”

Hank Hill

Whatcha listenin' to, son?

Bobby Hill

I don't think you'd like it.

Hank Hill

Well, why not? I like this new generation of music. [puts headphones on]

Hello?

Hank Hill

[takes headphones off] Mother of God, it's all toilet sounds! Where did you record this?

Bobby Hill

I bought it at the mall! It's the Funny Phone Jerks!

Hank Hill

Let me tell you, Bobby, there's nothing "funny" about these sounds! What that person on your tape has is a medical disorder. Now you get ready for the game, OK?

Bobby Hill

Yes, sir.

Hank Hill

[leaving Bobby's room] That boy ain't right.