[after Hank catches Khan in his garage] Okay, okay, yes. I'm living in the garage because me and Minh, we got divorced.
Divorced? But we just saw the two of you together earlier tonight.
All for show. Divorce is a mark of shame in the Asian country club community. If they found out, I'd be the lowest of the low, like a Laotian Bill Dautrive. It could taint Connie as good marriage material in the eyes of the Wassanasongs.
Does Connie know about the divorce?
[Kahn peeks outside his garage, before lowering the garage door]
That was unnecessarily dramatic.
Hank Are you watching reality TV? If so, I'll go rotate my lawnmower tires.
I am. There's a new show called My Husband Lied to Me Last Night. But in this episode, he will tell me what really happened at our neighbors house.
Uh, I think you're lying about the title of the show, but I'm gonna let it go. It's like I told ya. Kahn was working on, uh, his new bed frame. [cleans his glasses]
Oh, come on, Hank, you have a tell! Every time you try to lie, you clean your glasses. It was cute when you told Brian Robertson you voted for Obama, but not now.
I'm not cleaning my- I'm just, [grabs his glasses] My eyes were feeling dry and- God-dangit! Okay, look. Khan swore me to secrecy.
So you're completely willing to lie for Kahn, but you could not play along with my bowling story? Your own wife?!
Okay, you win. Kahn and Minh are divorced.
He's living in the garage, and I think he was peeing in a bucket. There was this ammonia smell.
After all that bragging, and putting us down, turns out their marriage is a lie? [very smug] Well, well, well...
See, that's why I didn't wanna tell you. You're gonna wanna throw it in their faces. I promised I would keep the divorce a secret, so you do too, or we could ruin their anniversary party.
Hmm. Sounds like you want me to be an accomplice in your lies, Hank. ... That shut you up.
No, Peggy. Now I am giving you the silent treatment.
Peggy For what?
For how my parents were treating you guys, and Bobby. He did a great job tonight, and didn't get any credit.
Thank you. I am sorry for what you and your family are going through.
It's weird. I knew my parents were divorced, but it's like, real now.
I have always competed with your parents. Out- competed. But one thing we all did right was raise wonderful children. We tied in that. And if you decide one day that marriage is for you, Connie, you will be a great wife to a very lucky man. You are not destined to end up like your parents.
I remember as a kid always feeling better after talking to you. Thank you.
Would you say that I was a better mom than Minh?
Leave me out of that, Mrs. Hill.
[joining Connie on the golf course] I'm sorry for my part in all of that.
Trust me, you're the last person I blame.
You know, it didn't seem like you had a chance to eat all night, so I-
I just broke up with Chane.
[excitedly] You did?! [calming down] I- I'm sorry. Would mango sticky rice make you feel any better?
I know good food can solve any problem, but right now, I could really just use a hug.
Well, I brought that too. [they hug]
