About your outfit, Bill. No.
“Bad News Bill” · Season 13, Episode 16
In this episode: Hank Rutherford Hill (4), Bill Dauterive (2), Dale Gribble (1)
(sighs) I need you to talk to you about coach...
(on the phone) Shh, shh. No, no, no! You listen to me, you will double the salt or you will find a new place to peddle your sunflower seeds! Goodbye! (hang up phone) Hello, sir. May I help you?
I came here to help with practice, but Bradford won't let me on the field. All I want to do is just watch my son play baseball.
Really? Last I heard you wanted to see him quit baseball.
Watch it, Bill. I'm just looking for an ass to kick.
(sighs) I'll give it to you straight, Hank. You're seen as a negative influence around here, or anyone lets you on the baseball field, you're going to have to prove yourself, show your commitment to the league.
Dang it, Bill, how am I supposed to do that?
Hello, Hank! I'll have a cheeseburger; hold the lettuce, pickles, cheese and instead of special sauce; I'd like very special sauce.
Dang it, Dale! Move!
You think it's unfair, Hank? Just be glad I'm allowing you contact with Bobby at all.
[angers throws beer can] Okay, that does it! I have had it with you! Now do you have somewhere to be? 'Cause I'd liked to know what direction I should kick your ass in!
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