(Imitating Survivorman) There is no greater survival skill that the ability to start a fire without matches. Fortunately Arlen is rich in natural propane tank deposits.
“Master of Puppets” · Season 13, Episode 10
In this episode: Hank Rutherford Hill (1), Dale Gribble (1), Bobby Hill (1), Peggy Hill (1), Kahn Souphanousinphone (1)
Hey Hank Hill, I knew rednecks abandon cars and refrigerators, guess we can throw kids on the list too! Hahahaha!
Hello.
Hello? That's all you got? Just what the heck is going on?
What do you mean? We're finishing dinner. We'll be there to pick you up at 9:00.
Oh, really? Well, you might want to check your watch, buddy boy. It's 10:30!
(realizes the watch was 10:30) Oh, my God. Peggy, it's 10:30!
(Gasps) Where's Bobby?
Bobby, where are you?
I'm at the Get In, Get Out. I hope you're happy. I'm just prostitutes by panty hose!
He's at the Get In, Get Out! (Peggy gasps and runs out to the emergency door.)
So, we're getting a bike; not getting a bike, what am I doing?
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