(sighs) I need you to talk to you about coach...
(on the phone) Shh, shh. No, no, no! You listen to me, you will double the salt or you will find a new place to peddle your sunflower seeds! Goodbye! (hang up phone) Hello, sir. May I help you?
I came here to help with practice, but Bradford won't let me on the field. All I want to do is just watch my son play baseball.
Really? Last I heard you wanted to see him quit baseball.
Watch it, Bill. I'm just looking for an ass to kick.
(sighs) I'll give it to you straight, Hank. You're seen as a negative influence around here, or anyone lets you on the baseball field, you're going to have to prove yourself, show your commitment to the league.
Dang it, Bill, how am I supposed to do that?
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