Hank Hill, Tom Hammond and others in “The Accidental Terrorist”

Hank Hill

Stop it, Tom! It's all over! I know.

You know what, buddy?

Hank Hill

That you've been selling me a bag of lies for the last twenty-five years. How could you, Tom?

Well, what can I say, Hank? I'm a salesman.

Dale Gribble

Well, Joseph went to his first sleepover last night. Didn't go so well, he's a cuddler, so I had to go pick him up.

Peggy Hill

(Whispers) Oh, Hank! You must cover your tracks! We'll have to kill Dale!