"Can't a man get his own Ranger Dog?"
“Hank and the Great Glass Elevator” · Season 5, Episode 11
In this episode: Hank Rutherford Hill (2), Dale Gribble (1), Bobby Hill (1), Peggy Hill (1), Bill Dauterive (1)
I'm gonna kick your asses!
Why is it always about asses with you, Hank?
(outraged) You brought charcoal into our house!
I didn't know what it was! Luanne asked me to hold it for her, I thought it was drugs!
There's soot under my boy's nails. You don't get that from a clean-burning fuel.
Then you don't get the rich, smoky flavor either.
Shut your mouth! Now, we're going to sit here and pray.
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