[Dale has hired Octavio to destroy a puppet that frightens him. Octavio spies on Hank and Bobby while Dale spies on Octavio.]:
(Into a tape recorder) 11:15 A.M.: The man and the boy and the puppet leave the house.
King of the Hill · Season 5, Episode 12
“Now Who's the Dummy?” · Season 5, Episode 12
In this episode: Dale Gribble (3), Hank Rutherford Hill (2)
[Dale has hired Octavio to destroy a puppet that frightens him. Octavio spies on Hank and Bobby while Dale spies on Octavio.]:
(Into a tape recorder) 11:15 A.M.: The man and the boy and the puppet leave the house.
(Into a tape recorder) 11:16: Octavio speaks into tape recorder, thus leaving crucial evidence, stupid idiot! Octavio must be gotten rid of!
[Dale opens his glove-box to reveal a pistol...which he moves aside. Then he takes out a notepad and begins to write.]
(monotone) Dear Octavio, this is the hardest letter I've ever had to write...
[After dale puts Chip through a wood-chipper]
Dale, are you nuts!?
You'll never put that creep back together! I mixed him in with two chairs and a toboggan! Ha ha ha!
You're next! I'm kicking your ass through that thing!!
[inhales chloroform] You wouldn't hit an unconscious maaaaa.... [passes out]
Perimeter Breach!
Perimeter breach? [Clicks through his different security cameras and sees the Bobby puppet looking at him through one of the cameras. Dale screams and inhales chloroform] You'll never catch Dale Griiiiib..... [Passes out. Scene cuts to the outside, showing Bobby holding the puppet to the camera with Hank looking on.
Heh, you were right, Bobbies. Ventriloquism is fun.
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