Dale's alarm catches John Redcorn climbing on Dale's mower to go through Nancy's window. John Redcorn has been shot in the rear by the rigged B.B. rifle
I know what YOU'RE HERE FOR!
Dale! This isn't how I want you to find out!
Quit screwing with my mower.
You've got to be kidding!
I don't kid about my mower. Now, you get inside and start massaging my wife.
(to Nancy) He's taking some of the fun out of this.
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