Put on shoes, hillbilly!
“King of the Ant Hill” · Season 1, Episode 11
In this episode: Hank Rutherford Hill (3), Dale Gribble (2), Kahn Souphanousinphone (2), Bobby Hill (1)
Where I come from we got this thing called karma. You do something bad, it come back and bite you in the ass! Big, white, stubborn ass!
(Hypnotized by the Queen)...YES... ...MY... ...QUEEN...
(on his mower, talking to an anthill) Put your head between your six legs and kiss your butt good-bye! (runs over the anthill)
[Dale had just destroyed Hank's lawn. Dale passes by Hank's lawn while Peggy is talking to Hank.]
[After just noticing Dale] DALE!
[Dale yells and hurries to his van.]
Oh, man!
Dale, you went too far this time! Come back here! [Starts chasing Dale] Come here! I'm gonna kick your ass!
No! NO!
I'm gonna kick it harder if you don't come over here!
[desperate] You shouldn't have fired me! You know what I'm like! I'm capable of any crazy thing!
But my lawn, Dale! You don't mess with a man's LAWN!
I had no choice! I tried planting the ants in your driveway, but they didn't take! They couldn't bite through cement! They're weak, like me! [Wheezes]
(remorseful) Oh... oh, God. You sacrificed your life to save my son. I guess that makes us even for you ruinin' my lawn... What am I saying? Of course, it makes us even...
(Dale coughs up some fire ants)
While I was blacked out, was anything inserted into me?
(relieved) You're alive?
...answer the question.
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