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S1 E11

King of the Hill · Season 1, Episode 11

Hank Hill and Dale Gribble in “King of the Ant Hill”

[Dale had just destroyed Hank's lawn. Dale passes by Hank's lawn while Peggy is talking to Hank.]

[After just noticing Dale] DALE!

[Dale yells and hurries to his van.]

Oh, man!

Dale, you went too far this time! Come back here! [Starts chasing Dale] Come here! I'm gonna kick your ass!

No! NO!

I'm gonna kick it harder if you don't come over here!

[desperate] You shouldn't have fired me! You know what I'm like! I'm capable of any crazy thing!

But my lawn, Dale! You don't mess with a man's LAWN!

I had no choice! I tried planting the ants in your driveway, but they didn't take! They couldn't bite through cement! They're weak, like me! [Wheezes]

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