[catching 'food-unfaithful' Doug who is sneakily devouring the leftovers of Becky's salad back in the kitchen] You would do this to me over salad?
I am very weak.
S4 E13Food Fight
[Arthur is watching It's A Wonderful Life] Ah, It's A Wonderful Life. Pretty great, huh?
Actually, I think it's a swing and a miss.
What are you talking about? It's one of the greatest movies of all time.
With George Bailey, the town is boring. Without him, there's nightclubs and bars. It's fabulous. I wish he hadn't been born.
SSpence
[about Arthur] I can't believe he's never seen The Wizard of Oz.
So, how are you liking it so far, dad?
[scared on seeing the film] Is anyone else but me terrified?
S4 E25Shrink Wrap
I would like a parrot and name him Douglas.
I'd like to get another parrot that lives and call it Douglas the second. Actually, perhaps I should wait until I get the rest of Douglas the first off the side of the garage.
Wait! That's it. I--I finally figured it out. I do have anger, but I don't like confrontation with other people, so I take it all out of myself. [Boy throws the chair over to Doug's face] KNOCK IT OFF!!!
BBoy
Sorry!
[Later]
So it turns out by avoiding over confrontation that's been going on around here, I actually caused the 2 of you to have more conflict with each other, so, really, it's my problem after avoiding this.
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