Arthur quotes from King of Queens

Arthur

I wonder if it's too late to get insurance.

Arthur

I would like a parrot and name him Douglas.

Arthur

I'd like to get another parrot that lives and call it Douglas the second. Actually, perhaps I should wait until I get the rest of Douglas the first off the side of the garage.

Arthur

It didn't work out!

Arthur

They made fun of me at the senior center. "Brace face." "Metal head." They were as cruel as they were clever.

Arthur

I've got two words for you: I'm staying right here!

Carrie

That's four words.

Arthur

Well, here's four more words for you: screw you!

Carrie

That's two words.

Doug

Arthur maybe you should stop saying how many words you are going to use in advance.

Arthur

Yeah, once you do that you're pretty much locked in, huh?

Carrie

[Arthur is watching It's A Wonderful Life] Ah, It's A Wonderful Life. Pretty great, huh?

Arthur

Actually, I think it's a swing and a miss.

Carrie

What are you talking about? It's one of the greatest movies of all time.

Arthur

With George Bailey, the town is boring. Without him, there's nightclubs and bars. It's fabulous. I wish he hadn't been born.

[about Arthur] I can't believe he's never seen The Wizard of Oz.

Carrie

So, how are you liking it so far, dad?

Arthur

[scared on seeing the film] Is anyone else but me terrified?

You have me going all the way out to Philadelphia. How am I supposed to get back?

Arthur

You have a thumb, don't you?

I know you. Aren't you the old man who got me fired from the Java Hut?

Arthur

Doesn't ring a bell, but you do look like a person who might annoy me.