[catching 'food-unfaithful' Doug who is sneakily devouring the leftovers of Becky's salad back in the kitchen] You would do this to me over salad?
I am very weak.
[Arthur is watching It's A Wonderful Life] Ah, It's A Wonderful Life. Pretty great, huh?
Actually, I think it's a swing and a miss.
What are you talking about? It's one of the greatest movies of all time.
With George Bailey, the town is boring. Without him, there's nightclubs and bars. It's fabulous. I wish he hadn't been born.
SSpence
[about Arthur] I can't believe he's never seen The Wizard of Oz.
So, how are you liking it so far, dad?
[scared on seeing the film] Is anyone else but me terrified?
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