Hi, shirt! You get to be draped across my nipples! Congrats!
S3 E3Fatty McButterpants
Hi. I'm Doug. (strikes a pose) I'm a Pisces. I like walks in the rain and bags of pork rinds.
Don't work out with my milk, okay?
S3 E12Wedding Presence
PPhotographer
Okay, everybody, say "Wedded bliss!".
EEveryone
Wedded bliss!
PPhotographer
(When carrie and dowug try to get in the picture)Groom's family only.
[At the beach, Arthur and Spence are walking home towards the sunset]
♪ People let me tell you 'bout my best friend ♪
♪ He's a warm hearted person who'll love me 'til the end ♪
♪ People let me tell you bout my best friend ♪
♪ He's a one boy cuddly toy, my up, my down, my pride and joy ♪
♪ People let me tell you 'bout him he's so much fun ♪
♪ Whether we're talkin' man to man or whether we're talking son to son ♪
♪ 'Cause he's my best friend ♪
♪ Yes he's my best friend ♪
[Last lines]
S3 E13Hi-Def Jam
SHStephanie Heffernan
[Doug's sister] I don't think I've ever seen so many marionettes before.
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