Doug (content): Cereal...I had you last night, too. (He reaches up over the door jamb and grabs the key to unlock the garage, but is surprised when the door seems to be open.)
CARRIE!!! (He turns around and walks back into the kitchen, where Carrie is at the kitchen table.) Can I see you in the garage? (He grabs Carrie and all but drags her to the garage. Once there, he gestures to the spot where the TV used to be.) Huh?!
Where's your TV?
I'm thinkin' it was stolen!
Oh, my God! Do you think somebody broke in here?
You know what? That's one theory! Here's another: (yelling) They came in through the garage door that you left open!!
Carrie (shocked): What?! No, I didn't!
Did, Carrie! Did! You were the last one in here, it's open, that means--try and stay with me, here--that you left it open!!!
I'll tell you why it happened. It happened because you wanted it to happen!
Carrie (incredulous): What?
You heard me! You hated my TV, so you wished it out into the cornfield, and it's gone!
The cornfield, Doug?
Yeah, classic Twilight Zone? Sci-Fi Channel? Ever hear of it? Here, let me show you. (He uses the remote as if he's turning on the TV.) OOOOH! I CAN'T!!
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