Kim Possible · Season 3
Can I pick Kim twice?
How come no one ever picks me?
'Cause you're the creepy blue guy!
Blue is so last season.
This year is evil umber!
Blue skin? That means he's not breathing! Quick, somebody, get the jaws of life!
The device can create a black hole the size of Nevada.
The pan-dimensional vortex-inducer?
How did you know?
Last year.
Professor Dementor.
Las Vegas.
Almost went black hole.
Saved the world.
Well, it's been stolen. Again.
Aww, man, a rerun!
Um, hello? Seem to be lost here. Shego? Anyone? (puppets pop out and he gasps)
Hi, kids! Today we're looking for something blue!
Here?
There?
Where?
(to Drakken) Have you seen something blue?
(clears throat) Uh, hello? (points at himself)
Happy Blue Day! (balloons fall to the ground)
Ah, put a ham in it, you little jabber-mittens! (the puppets stare at him)
(pointing at Drakken) You're a meanie!
Am I? Well, get used to it!
And you know who visits meanies!
Mr. Sit-down!
Mr. Who-down? (sees Mr. Sit-down about to squash him) Oh snap. (Mr. Sit-down sits on him and the puppets cheer)
Its a trap-trap. No one ever expects a trap-trap.
Aha, Kim Possible, you have fallen for my trap!
Ron, you said this wasn't a trap.
How can it be a trap if we knew that it was a trap?
Its a trap-trap.
Oh, yeah, okay.
[Kim's Kimmunicator beeps.]
Nargh, answer it.
Kim, its a trap-trap.
Okay, moving on...
Just make sure you're not the one wearing-
-a red shirt?
And... you. You're expendable.
...And... we are... back. I'm Ron... and we are... talking to Dr. Drakken... who is..
Here. ... to talk about.. this book!
Your book?
Apparently.
Ooh, great, what is it about?
Um... me. Its about me.
Now you've been threatening to write a book for a while, can you tell me more?
Well, I... I rather like me.
I'm gonna try and move you two into the same demension. Get ready.
Agh, what fresh torment is this?
Kim, did I match you up?
Kind of...
Not.
There's been a cross over between Drakken's vortex inducer and the cable signal.
Doy, I figured that out three channels ago!
Ah! My pancreas!
Watch where you're going! [gasps] Its you! That.. that guy!
Kim Possible's sidekick.
Um... uh... still not.. helping.
Ron. Ron Stoppable.
Yes! That's exactly who you are, I- [music plays] what is that?
The Fearless Ferret theme song.
[Kim and Shego fight as Rufus watches helplessly. Kim's Kimmunicator drops next to Rufus]
Rufus, where's Kim?
Shego!
[still fighting] Go, Wade. I'm listening.
I found Ron. I'll try to move you guys to the same dimension.
Oh, great, dweeb to the rescue.
What makes you think you're coming with?
Because this is way too... moopy for me.
Moopy? Oh, you were on Pals? I love that show!
Figures.
My lair. I'm back!
[Shego and Kim fall on top of Ron and Drakken]
Well, well, the geek got us home.
[Kim and Shego continue fighting]
Ah, quite right Shego! Time for us to escape and seal the pathways leaving Kim Possible and Company trapped forever!
What- oh, man, come on, I'm not done with my soup!
That wasn't supposed to happen! I must have done something wrong.
Yeah, seventh time's the charm. [giggles] Gah! Why am I talking like this?
Just not your day! Or dimension...
Well. Doth thou travel here with frequency young maid?
Back off, barn boy!
[grabbing pitchforks] A witch!
A what?
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