KKim
Wade, I need you to keep an eye on Ron. You've still got him chipped, right?
Kim, we talked about the ethical ramifications of that...
KKim
Wade...
Yeah, okay.
KKim
Please and thank you!
S3 E4Bad Boy
Ha-ha-ha! Had enough yet? I think you're quite finished! [emerges from the kitchen] Who wants peanut butter stickies?
This is sick and wrong on so many levels!
EREvil Ron
Kim Possible!
KKim
Since when do you use my last name?
EREvil Ron
Since I realized my full evil potential!
KKim
Ron, you've got to stop! Evil isn't your thing, it's Drakken's thing!
EREvil Ron
Oh, but I'm so much better at it! Did Drakken ever build a plasma blaster of this stature? Did he?!
I did not.
You didn't. Who knew the buffoon was a natural?
TTV
Danny wait, what about us? I told you, we're just friends and it has to stay that way
RRon
Oh please, are they still teasing that Charity and Danny will get together?
KKim
Like that's ever going to happen. Besides, it would end the series.
[Ron opens a shark tank under Shego]
EREvil Ron
Sidekicks need to know their place... right?
Uh... uh... you got it! Uh, I'll just go check the security monitors. Hey, you know that evil laugh of yours? I-I love it! Loooove it!
KKim
I never thought I would be saying this. But, Dr. Drakken: I'm counting on you.
EREvil Ron
We've got an intruder! Kim Possible! Get ready for a smackdown in my town!
She's not on the monitors. How-how do you know?
EREvil Ron
Been doing a little "scannage" for the Kimmunicator's frequency!
Rrrggh! Now why didn't he [Drakken] ever think of that?!
EREvil Ron
That's why I'm the big dog. WOOF WOOF, BARK!
EREvil Ron
Welcome, Kimberly Ann Possible!
KKim
The middle name is so overkill.
EREvil Ron
Overkill? Isn't that the idea? A-booyahahahaha!
[back to normal] You ditched me for that?
Did you see his mega-weather generator?!
You think you're all that, but you're-!
[Drakken gasps as his lair explodes.]
My Atmosphere Disruptor gone! Smashed to pieces! (cuts his finger) Sharp pieces! Owie, ow.
And you thought this plan would turn out differently because...
SDShego and Drakken
It was my best doomsday device ever.
Yeah, blah blah, heard it all before. Did you ever think maybe your best just isn't good enough?
Shego, your words hurt. There must be some world domination plan I've tried that worked!
Here's a news flash: if it worked, you'd be running the world. See, the only thing I see you running is your mouth.
(gasps, then sobs) You're right! My evil muse has deserted me! (continues sobbing, uncovering one eye to see if Shego will feel sorry for him, but she ignores him) Do my tears mean nothing?
Ugh, cork it.
S3 E5Showdown at the "Crooked D"
[After Joss, Kim's obsessed cousin, recognizes Rufus, but not Ron.]
RRon
This is the pocket that Rufus comes out of!
JJoss
Uh... oh, yeah! You're the one who's always losing his drawers.
RRon
Oh, sure, you save the world on a regular basis, and no one remembers your name. But you lose your pants six or eight times, and they never let you live it down!
S3 E6Dimension Twist
Do you always got to be the hero?
KKim
Always got to be the pain?
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