RRon
That's it! The absolutely perfect gift for Kim! Christmas with her family!
Then who will stop Drakken?
RRon
Me!
WRWade & Rufus
Uh oh...
S2 E16A Very Possible Christmas
She'll be busy with her twinkle lights, and mistletoe, and carols... [SNIFF!] and roast beast! And FLIM FLANGLERS!! AND ZOOB ZOOBLERS, AND...!!
Whoa whoa, Dr. D!
WHAT?!
You stopped using words.
Soon, I, Dr. Drakken, will rule the Yule! The world will have a blue Christmas...! (sighs) It's just not the same when I rant to myself.
[Drakken and Ron are fighting over the control panel of Drakken's ship, hitting buttons at random]
CComputer
Initiating emergency system test... launching escape pods... initiating self-destruct... initiating bedtime sequence.
[A compartment opens, revealing a toothbruth in a glass, and a teddy bear sitting on a folded set of pajamas.]
RRon
Wait a second! What was that?
(shields the bedroom set) I don't know what you're talking about.
RRon
Before the teddy bear!
CComputer
Self-destruct in twenty...
Gah! What did you do?! This is my chance to rule the world! All I want is what's coming to me! All I want is my fair share!
RRon
SELF-DESTRUCT! SELF-DESTRUCT!
Chill out! I have escape pods!
RRon
HAD escape pods, blue boy! We launched them!
[Drakken and Ron are stranded at the North Pole]
RRon
My fault?! It's not my fault!
This is so your fault!
RRon
What, I'm supposed to let you take over the world?
In the spirit of the season, yes!
Ah, it went to voice mail! Um, hello, Shego, Dr. Drakken. I hope you're having a nice vacation. Uh, when you get the chance, could you get up here to the North Pole and save me?! Please! It's cold and windy and dark, and we've got nothing to...!
[Shego is surprised to hear that Drakken has comped her vacation.]
[reads note] "Shego, just my way of saying thanks for a super year, and Merry Christmas. Yours in evil, Dr. Drakken." Aw, that is so nice! Guess I should have taken his call.
[Drakken and Ron are fighting over the last chicken leg.]
[crying] Name your price, Stoppable! Power? Glory? When I take over the world, you can have a continent! Any continent...! Not Europe.
Kimmy! Where's Ron?
KKim
[crying] I... I don't know.
[Drakken, Shego, Ron, and the Possible Family around a fire in an igloo at the north pole]
This truce only lasts through the new year. After that, I'm gonna open up a big bag of freak on all of you!
(Ron gets Drakken's phone to call for help)
RRon
Hello, information? What's the number for 911?
KKim
Thanks for the lift, Mr. Nakasumi.
NNakasumi
(whispers)
YMs. Yori
Nakasumi-san says, it is the least he can do, after you saved his video game factory in time for Christmas rush.
KKim
No big. I just hope I can save this Christmas.
S2 E17Queen Bebe
RRon
What's the big deal with letting Bonnie be in charge of the dance?
KKim
Letting her chair the dance? She wouldn't settle for chair – she'd want throne.
RRon
We're coming KP [running to the built bee hive]
KKim
Ron. [realizes she's moving too fast for Ron to see her] You can't even see me. [continues fighting the Bebes]
RRon
Kim? Are you here?
They let you out of the dumb factory?
RRon
Bonnie? You're their queen?
This is so totally Kim's fault. Where is she?
RRon
She's moving at hyperspeed, just like the Bebes.
Uh?! Why does SHE get to be invisible? Is she gonna lord that over me, too?
RRon
Not invisible, moving too fast to see! She's got new shoes.
Whatever.
KKim
If I could just learn to cover more ground faster...
RRon
Or you could just learn to say no.
KKim
I'm not programmed that way, Ron!
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