RRon
You've got doors that go – that go "whoosh"!
SSSenor Senior, Jr.
I always wondered about the "whoosh"...
SSSenor Senior, Sr.
I like the "whoosh." It's the door saying, "I am closed."
S1 E3The New Ron
KKim
Oh, good. Missiles. I am so glad you told him to get missiles!
RRon
Oh, so I made a few suggestions - does that make it my fault?
KKim
One hundred percent.
RRon
Oh, man, I have a zit on my nose!
KKim
Will you get over yourself?
RRon
You do too! Right there!
KKim
Self-activating lasers! [She pulls Ron away, and they dive beneath the table. Kim looks accusingly at Ron] He threw in some traps.
RRon
Hey, on the positive side, this guy is clearly a terrific listener.
KKim
[to Ron] Never, never tell anyone to go out and buy spinning tops of doom.
SSSenor Senior, Sr.
The piranha won't be here till Monday, but I assure you, the koi have not been fed in days.
S1 E4Tick Tick Tick
Who wants to build a robot tick? I do, I do!
Er...Doctor Drakken? You do know you said that out loud, don't you?
KKim
What?
DGDetention Guy
Never been this close to a cheerleader. Your skin is so smooth and zit-free...like a baby's bottom...
KKim
Ron, U-Turn
RRon
What? Oh gotta save your boys.
Oww! We go her boys.
KKim
They're not my boys
You! Yeah, you don't touch anything.
Enough chit-chat! My pets are famished! Perhaps you two could stay...
KKim
For lunch?
I wasn't going to say that.
RRon
Oh, dude, you were so 'for lunch.'
Aargh! Yes! Then - stay-for-lunch!
Nano? [laughs] What's 'Nano'?
[facepalm] Nano. Tiny. Mini.
Why don't you just say 'mini,' then.
'Cause nano sounds about a hundred times better!
RRon
Remote-control lasers! I can handle this... [glares at lasers, then slumps] I got nothing. Kim?
Nobody escapes MY detention! Possible, you're going down!
A beep!...Is that a good beep?
If you could just tell me what to do I could do it.
What did we agree on?
That I don't touch anything.
Yeah!
[watching Shego use the beam to tear the roof off] I could've done that.
But can you do this? [Shego somersaults into Bueno Nacho]
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