RRon
This place holds a lot of memories for me. Some bad, some...No. No, no, all bad.
S1 E2Sink or Swim
RRon
We'll see who's the squeeb at the end of the summer when you're all wrinkled up like a prune, and I gotta a suitcase full of hand-made wallets, pot holders and lanyards.
Oh, I am no longer Gil, now I am Gill!
RRon
...What's the difference?
I added an "L". You know, as in gill, as in, these things that grew when I mutated?!
So, Ron, did you ever hear why they shut down the camp?
RRon
Uhhh... no.
It turns out - oh, you're gonna love this - the lake had been polluted with runoff from the Science Camp!
[Cuts to Science Camp]
RRon
I thought that was Band Camp.
No, that's Band Camp.
[Cuts to Band Camp]
RRon
Really? I thought that was Clown Camp.
No, that's Clown Camp!
[Cuts to Clown Camp]
RRon
Oh, yeah. I loved those clowns.
KKim
Gill, we can get you help. We know a lot of scientists who-
Science?! Science made me this way!
RRon
Are you sure it wasn't the clowns?
RRon
Part of me is terrified...But part of me is flattered.
This is sick and wrong!
RRon
Hey, Gill, maybe this is a good time to sing the Camp Wannaweep Friendship Song?
CHEESE and CRACKERS, I'm mutatin'!
He's out on the lake? My lake? How dumb can he be?
You know, just because you saved us doesn't mean you're not still, you know, you. But it would really stink if that jerk had turned us into mutants. And you were kinda brave, and all.
RRon
[high-fives Rufus] Who rocks?
[sighs] You do.
RRon
Oh, Bonnie, you remind me of the cruel kids at camp - sticks and stones.
TTara
[Gasp] They called you names?
RRon
Yes, while they were pelting me with sticks and stones!
RRon
So, does that mean that I can call the shots on the next mission?
KKim
We'll see.
RRon
Oh, I know what that means!
KKim
It means: "we'll see."
RRon
No, it's code for: "not a chance."
KKim
Actually, it's code for: "ferociously unlikely."
S1 E3The New Ron
KKim
I know what's best for Ron. Even if he doesn't
KKim
Your house sucks up so much power, it's causing blackouts all over Europe.
SSSenor Senior, Sr.
And these people without power, they are... inconvenienced?
KKim
Very.
SSSenor Senior, Sr.
You see, Junior, how awful it is to be poor?
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