To me, homeless people are like the birds. You know, they're free, they splash around, they wash themselves in fountains.
S3 E12Who Can Stay Homeless the Longest?
Shh! I'm homeless!
Yeah, you're brainless.
Where's my shoe?!
A homeless guy took it.
If you don't give me my shoe, I'm going to urinate in your mouth!
S3 E13Arm Wrestling Competition
I'm a hemorrhoid because I'm on your ass, man. I'm fucking tailing you. And the more you scratch, the more you rub, the bigger I get, until eventually I'm gonna fucking pop all over your ass! Oh wait, no...
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