Kel quotes from Kenan & Kel

Kel

You just lost a customer bub, I'm never taking any free stuff from this store again!

Kel

Kenan, that's a lot of stuff! How am I supposed to carry all that? I'm the man! Awwww, here it goes!!!

Kenan

Tell your Grandmama I'm sorry!

Kenan

What?

Kel

Her Grandmama's dead!

[In unison] Oh, man!

Kenan

Hey, man, what'd you do?

Kel

I closed the door.

Kenan

WHY?!!!

Roger

[notices a pilot has parachuted out of a plane thanks to Kenan's and Kel's Intervention] He jumped out? Why? Where'd the plane go?

Nebraska!

Kenan

I'm gonna ask Amy out. That's all there is to it.

Kel

But Kenan, your dad said...

Kenan

Kel! My father's married. He doesn't understand what it feels like to love a woman.

Kel

"Help! Can anybody hear me? I'm trapped down here with a can of tuna fish! Kenan!"

Kenan

"What'cha doing in the bag, Kel?"

Chris

"You're letting us down, Kel. Rigby's is going to lose and it's gonna be all your fault!"

Kenan

"Kel! You're not supposed to put yourself in the bag, kooky!"

Kel

"I think I'm dreaming or something."

"Kel! Kel!"

Kel

"Who are you?!"

[coming from a bottle of orange soda] "I'm Orange Soda! And you'll never drink me again!"

Kel

"AAHH! NO!"

"Hi, Kel; it's Angus. You can't even win this contest in your dreams!"

"LOSER! LOSER! KEL'S A LOSER!"

Kel

"I can handle this myself!"

Kenan

"Bruh, you can't handle cartoons by yourself!"

Chris

"Wait a minute! Are you trying to tell me that we beat Angus through trickery and deceit?!"

"Yeah...we're sorry...I guess...I'm terribly sorry..."

Chris

"...I LOVE YOU GUYS!"

Kenan

Come on, man. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't go check out that safe.

Kel

That safe doesn't belong to us.

Kenan

So? Finders keepers.

Kel

Losers dead!

Roger

[After Kenan's scheme for his fake parents to meet his principal backfires] Who are all of you?

Er, uh... we're the Rockmores!

We're the Rockmores.

I'm confused.

Kel

I'm outta here.

Kel

Uh!

Kenan

[starts to cry] I'm in trouble.

[Both are tied up on the shop floor, crying] WE'VE BEEN ROBBED BY A CLOWN!!

Kenan

[To the audience, after the show] Well, now; that show was really frustratin'.

Kel

Tell me about it.

Kenan

Yeah, but at least we learned...yet another important lesson.

Kel

Oh, you mean that there's--there are some things more important than money, like...health...friendship...education...and that we shouldn't put all of our hopes and dreams into...one silly lottery ticket...because, life is too short...and too precious...to take for granted?

Kenan

What are you talkin' about?! That's not the lesson, cookie dough!

Kenan

[Imitating Kenan] Oh...[snorts]...it's not?

Kenan

[Imitating Kel] "Oh...[snorts]...it's not"?

Kenan

[Normal voice] No, it's not! See, the lesson is...if ever there's something important...

Kel

Yeah?

Kenan

...YOU'RE GONNA SCREW IT UP!