Kenan quotes from Kenan & Kel

Kenan

[looking at the map, while he and Kel are in the storage room of Rigby's] Here's Rigby's, and here we are in the storage room, and I figure I'm standing right about...

Kenan

...here, where my thumb is.

Kenan

You're on the other side of intelligent! Now, hush, so I can find the safe! Okay; it says "safe" right here...

Kenan

[to Kel] Oh, man. Your insides are more orange than a Nickelodeon logo!

Kenan

Well, what did you think a wilderness mountain ranger did-duh?

Kenan

I can't take this no more. See, I hate my school...he hates his job...and I think it's safe to say that none of us are particularly enjoying this nasty shack we're livin' in.

Kenan

[to Kel, after realizing that the two titular so-called "bug sprayers" were actually burglars] Those bug men stole our stuff, man!

Kenan

[feigning shock] We were robbed?! I think it's pretty obvious that we were burgled.

Kenan

Robbed!

Kenan

All we need is some raccoon juice.

Kenan

...a tarantula, a drum set and a mannequin and meet me at Bill's house.

[To Brianna] Why don't ya come on in? Let me take your sweater.

Kenan

Ooh, wow! This is a nice sweater.

Thanks. My Grandma knitted it for me, before she passed away.

Kenan

Oh, that is so nice--I, I mean, not that your Grandmama passed away, but I'm sayin' that she knitted it, before--it's a very nice sweater.

Thanks. I only wear it on special occasions.

Roger Rockmore

Kenan...

Kenan

Pop...

Roger

What in the world's goin' on here? And what is Kyra doin' here?

And, boy, where in the world are your pants?

Kenan

Tell your Grandmama I'm sorry!

Kenan

What?

Kel

Her Grandmama's dead!

[In unison] Oh, man!

Kenan

Hey, man, what'd you do?

Kel

I closed the door.

Kenan

WHY?!!!