Kel quotes from Kenan & Kel

[After looking at Kel's X-ray] Good grief! Look at that!

Kel

Oh, my ribs are broken; I knew it!

No; your ribs are just bruised, but...

Kenan

But?...

But, Kel's insides appear to be...bright orange?

Kenan

Oh; well, you see...Kel loves orange soda.

Is this true?

[In unison] Mm-hmm.

Kel

I do, I do, I do...ooh.

Well, for your insides to get bright orange, you'd have to drink...four or five gallons of orange soda every day.

Kel

Yeah, Doctor; so what's your point?

Kel

[shows a painting of a beautiful sunset on a beach, which he has titled "Sunset Funset"] Hey, Chris. Check it out.

Chris

Wow! That's terrific. Who's the artist?

Kel

Me.

Chris

You?

Kel

Yeah. I painted it in art class.

Chris

Wow. I'm impressed. I always thought you were talentless.

Kel

Man, thanks!

Chris

What's with all the hullabaloo?

[Look at each other, and then raise their arms confused] Hullabaloo?...

Chris

You know what I mean.

Kenan

[of Kyra's sculpture] What are you studying? Nasty freak monsters?

This head happens to look exactly like Kel.

Kenan

Like I said, what you studying? Nasty freak monsters?

Kel

[Stops laughing] Hey, wait a minute!

Kenan

[Sees news article on Chicago blaming them for Ron Harper's injury] Oh no!

Kel

Aw man!

Kenan

Kel, look!

Kel

I know, man. The Pope has canceled his trip to Acapulco!

Chris

Kel, could you please toss me the duster?

Chris

Ow! Ah! What'd you do that for?!

Kel

Well you told me to throw a can of peas at you.

Chris

I asked you to toss me the duster!

Kel

Oh, I'm sorry. It sounded like you said throw a can of peas at you.

Chris

Why would I ask you to throw a can of peas at me?

Kel

I don't know. I thought it seemed kind of strange.

Chris

You seem kind of strange!

Kenan

[After He and Kel return from the comic book convention, having left Sharla to fend for herself] Hey Sharla, I'm ba... What happened?

Kel

Well, Obviously the register broke, the ice machine overflowed and the hot dogs caught on fire.

Kenan

Duh.

Kenan

[after buying an inexpensive television] Man! Why'd you have to break the video camera? No, no, better yet...why'd you lose the winnin' raffle ticket? No, no..why'd you have to break Chris's TV ?!

Kel

It was an accident. It was an accident.

Kel

I had to get my balloon back.

Kenan

Oh, man. I'm-- I'm dead. Oh, I'm dead. I'm de-dead.

Kel

[singing] DEAD, DEAD, KENAN, KENAN, DEAD, DEAD, KENAN, KENAN, DEAD, DEAD, KENAN, KENAAAAAAAN!

Kenan

STOP IT!

Kel

I'm sorry, I can't get that tune out of my head.

Kel

Maybe a ninja stole your watch! He broke into your room all like, "I'm a ninja! I'm a ninja!"

Chris

Now Kenan, you shouldn’t jump to conclusions

Chris

THIEF!

Kenan

WHYYYYYYYY???

Marc Cram

I am so A-N-G-R-Y!

Kel

Your hungry?

ANGRY!

You people are the worst neighbors in the entire world!

Kenan

There is no way that I have a 3, okay?! I mean, this has gotta be some kinda mistake or somethin'.

Kel

Wait a minute, Kenan. Maybe 3 isn't such a bad score. Let's look at the chart.

Kel

90 and above is "genius". That's me! Okay, okay...3...3..."near genius"..."above average"..."below average"...

Kenan

Aw, that's enough, Kel.

Kel

"Way below average"..."dumb"...oh, oh; 3, 3, here it is, right here...n-never mind.

Kel

You're out of orange soda.

Kenan

That's impossible; I just put some in the refrigerator.

Kel

Yeah, and you're out of refrigerators, too.

Kenan

All we have to do is make it seem that Chris' life is interesting. Give me the phone.

Kel

Oh I see where your going with this. When Chris' brother sees him with this phone he will be so impressed!

Kenan

Kel, grab (At this point, Kenan lists several items, usually with no logical relation, such as a cow, a sandbag, a television and a pound of butter) and meet me at the (Kenan names a random location). Now come on, (some weird nickname e.g. Skippy!)

Kel

But where do I find those things? (Kel then makes several complaints regarding the items). KE-KENAN!! Awww, here it goes!