Kel quotes from Kenan & Kel

Kel

I... DROPPED THE SCREW.... IN THE TUNA!

Kel

[as he hangs by a ladder from a helicopter, after his pants and underpants have accidentally been ripped off] It's cold up here!

Kel

I'm not psychic, I can't predict the future, I'm still confused about the past!

Kel

[he is standing on Kenan's left side] Okay, where am I standing?

Kel

Look! Now I'm on the other side of your thumb!

Kel

Or "sofa"...

Kel

Aww man, I knew we shoulda gone to school.

Kel

[to Kenan] When you have kids, can they call me Uncle Kel Kel? "Hey, Uncle Kel Kel! We love you, Uncle Kel Kel! Do that funky dance, Uncle Kel Kel"!

Kel

[before eating the turkey] Oh; it's on.

Kel

So, come on home with me to Chicago!

Kel

[after Principal Dimly has found out their correct I.Q. test scores; Kenan's is 90, and Kel's is 98] My brain is so powerful. I bet I can break this desk with it!

Kel

Or maybe they just took it back to headquarters to make sure they sprayed it...real, real good.

Kel

[chuckling] Hey, that's what I said!

Kel

Who loves orange soda?

Kel

[after Sheryl kicks him out of the living room] Fine! I don't wanna be in your stupid old book club, anyhow! Oh, and by the way; I found Petals of Sorrow to be amateurish, The Exposition was tedious, and the characters were one-dimensional! Heard what I said?! One-dimensional!