Marc Cram quotes from Kenan & Kel

The Salem Witch Trials were held in Salem, Massachusetts in the year 1692.

Very good!

Twenty people were falsely accused of being witches. With little or no evidence they were put to death.

Marc

Well, maybe they were witches.

Kenan

Oh come on! Everybody knows that there's no such thing as witches.

That's not true. There are witches, there are a *lot* of witches.

Well it is true that people actually still practice witchcraft.

That's right, but that doesn't make them evil monsters. Most of the people who practice witchcraft are normal like you, or you, or me!

Kenan

Ah! Normal people, like you! [his chair breaks]

Kel

Maybe a ninja stole your watch! He broke into your room all like, "I'm a ninja! I'm a ninja!"

Chris

Now Kenan, you shouldn’t jump to conclusions

Chris

THIEF!

Kenan

WHYYYYYYYY???

Marc Cram

I am so A-N-G-R-Y!

Kel

Your hungry?

ANGRY!

You people are the worst neighbors in the entire world!

Marc Cram

You just destroyed the "M"'s through "Z"'s...

Kenan

WHYYYYYYYY???!!!!