Chris quotes from Kenan & Kel

Chris

Hey, I'm home.

Chris

What the?!...KENAN!!

Kenan, this is coming out of your paycheck! Now, clean up these puffs, pronto!

Chris

Kel, you're fired!

I don't work here.

Chris

Well, see to it that you don't.

Chris

Hey! Hey! What happened to my store? Why are people waving Orange soda in the air as if they just don't care?

Hey, three bucks to get in, Dude!

Chris

Listen, this is MY store! And take those pins out of your head!

Kel

"Help! Can anybody hear me? I'm trapped down here with a can of tuna fish! Kenan!"

Kenan

"What'cha doing in the bag, Kel?"

Chris

"You're letting us down, Kel. Rigby's is going to lose and it's gonna be all your fault!"

Kenan

"Kel! You're not supposed to put yourself in the bag, kooky!"

Kel

"I think I'm dreaming or something."

"Kel! Kel!"

Kel

"Who are you?!"

[coming from a bottle of orange soda] "I'm Orange Soda! And you'll never drink me again!"

Kel

"AAHH! NO!"

"Hi, Kel; it's Angus. You can't even win this contest in your dreams!"

"LOSER! LOSER! KEL'S A LOSER!"

Chris

"Wait a minute! Are you trying to tell me that we beat Angus through trickery and deceit?!"

"Yeah...we're sorry...I guess...I'm terribly sorry..."

Chris

"...I LOVE YOU GUYS!"

Kel

[shows a painting of a beautiful sunset on a beach, which he has titled "Sunset Funset"] Hey, Chris. Check it out.

Chris

Wow! That's terrific. Who's the artist?

Kel

Me.

Chris

You?

Kel

Yeah. I painted it in art class.

Chris

Wow. I'm impressed. I always thought you were talentless.

Kel

Man, thanks!

Chris

What's with all the hullabaloo?

[Look at each other, and then raise their arms confused] Hullabaloo?...

Chris

You know what I mean.

Chris

Kel, could you please toss me the duster?

Chris

Ow! Ah! What'd you do that for?!

Kel

Well you told me to throw a can of peas at you.

Chris

I asked you to toss me the duster!

Kel

Oh, I'm sorry. It sounded like you said throw a can of peas at you.

Chris

Why would I ask you to throw a can of peas at me?

Kel

I don't know. I thought it seemed kind of strange.

Chris

You seem kind of strange!

Kel

Maybe a ninja stole your watch! He broke into your room all like, "I'm a ninja! I'm a ninja!"

Chris

Now Kenan, you shouldn’t jump to conclusions

Chris

THIEF!

Kenan

WHYYYYYYYY???

Marc Cram

I am so A-N-G-R-Y!

Kel

Your hungry?

ANGRY!

You people are the worst neighbors in the entire world!