TV show quotes
What's wrong with you, Liz? Why are you so subdued? Two whole days Hyacinth-free!
Not quite.
There's something you haven't told me.
Yes.
Well, go on. Tell me.
Hyacinth wants us to visit them this evening...at the cottage...for a barbecue.
You didn't say yes!
I didn't say anything! When does one ever say anything? We're just expected! Oh, don't cry, Emmet! I hate it when you cry! Oh!
If there's one thing I can't stand, it's snobbery and one-upmanship. People trying to pretend they're superior. Makes it so much harder for those of us who really are.
Rose, what are you doing?
I've come to help out with the church cleaning for that dishy vicar!
(on the phone) I've always thought you looked like Mummy's brave little soldier. Well, perhaps not soldier, dear. More like Mummy's brave little poet or interior designer.
Do you know which way he's gone?
To France! Go to the roundabout and head for France!
It's a terrible thing to lose one's Daddy just before a cheese and wine.
Did you bring any beer?
No, I didn't.
I'm sitting here, completely surrounded by no beer!
It's chilling. Just imagine: a whole night on board some old bucket, with another old Bucket!
(to the postman) I hope that's a first-class stamp. I object to having second-class stamps thrust through my letterbox. I should have thought postmen would be trained to recognise first-class stamp houses.
Richard! I've been offered a job at Frosticles!
Take it, Hyacinth! Please!
I couldn't do that, dear. You'd be so bored at home without me.
Beautiful day, Elizabeth?
Yes, isn't it.
Completely conducive to contemplating cosy charismatic country cottages.
Onslow, Father's on the roof again!
Ask him if he's got my bottle opener!
What's wrong now?
You don't look like someone on business. You look like someone who's gone to fetch a Daddy from a police station.
Bye!
(mischievously) His car won't start!
Now listen, horse: I'm not a person to be trifled with.
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