A strange man in the house.
(looks at Onslow) There's been one here for years.
What are we going to do?
Well, I know what I'm gonna do. (hits the TV and sits down)
Onslow, you can't just sit there watching telly when there's a strange man in Father's bed!
Throw him out.
You can't! He's got a receipt!
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