"I have them eating putty out of my hand!"
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
(talking on the phone) Oh yes hello Trish? Yes, yes it’s Kath Day Knight, Um look yeah my phone line is down, well there’s something wrong with the phone and I need to be urgently contactable by my local florist at present.
"IT'S HIDEOUS! IT'S UNNATURAL! GOD'S A BASTARD!" (Kim and Sharon both scream)
(Sharon crying like a baby) "She's crying all the time and she's very windy."
(sobbing) "They didn't have Passiona so I had to get a Solo instead."
"I'm hungry. I want something healthy."
"What about some fruit, Kimmy?"
"Good idea. Can you get me a Cherry Ripe? Jumbo size."
"Sure"
"IT HUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRTS!"
Kim! You look like a bit of a fashion victim.
Thank you Sharon. I do try.
Well Cujo says hi.
BMBrett’s Mother
Well darling she's a bitch too.
I'm dying in this townhouse.
Hi Sharon, you met a guy!
How'd you know, Mrs. D?
Oh, I can feel it in me waters!
Who is this so called "guy"? He's not a bloody doctor, is he?
Hallelujah! The droughts broken!
Well, I wouldn't open my flood gates yet.
Well, there it is. I know it's the worst house, but it's on the best street. It's what you're supposed to buy.
No, you've got it all wrong. You're supposed to buy the best house on the worst street, 'cause then you can lord it over people.
I don't want to lord it over people.
Well, doesn't that just sum it up, Acting Assistant Deputy Sales Manager in Charge of Software. Wow, I'm impressed... not.
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