Sharon quotes from Kath & Kim

Sharon

If you need!

Sharon

It’s a poem.

Sharon

*Reads poem from Brett to Kim* Dear Kim, I think about you all the time, I am missing you all the time, you are a hornbag, I’m a fool, if you come back I’ll put in a heated spa.

Sharon

"IT'S HIDEOUS! IT'S UNNATURAL! GOD'S A BASTARD!" (Kim and Sharon both scream)

Sharon

(sobbing) "They didn't have Passiona so I had to get a Solo instead."

Sharon

"What about some fruit, Kimmy?"

Sharon

"Sure"

Sharon

Where pacifically in the specific were you gonna go, Mrs D.?

Sharon

You know what Mrs. D? I think you should come out!

Kath

... I don't think so, Sharon.

Sharon

Well, if I'm so attractive Kim, how come I can't get a guy?

Kim

I don't know.

Sharon

To be honest, I think you look like mutton dressed as lamb.

Kath

Well, thank you for noticing Sharon!

Kim

Sharon! Treat em' mean, keep them keen!

Sharon

Well? wouldn't... being nicer be the better way to go?

Sharon

Kim! You look like a bit of a fashion victim.

Kim

Thank you Sharon. I do try.

Kath

Hi Sharon, you met a guy!

Sharon

How'd you know, Mrs. D?

Kath

Oh, I can feel it in me waters!

Kim

Who is this so called "guy"? He's not a bloody doctor, is he?

Kath

Hallelujah! The droughts broken!

Kim

Well, I wouldn't open my flood gates yet.

Brett

[In a flash-forward, to his daughter Epponnee, played by Kylie Minogue, on her wedding day] You look like a fairy-tale princess, Epps!

Tell me something I don't know, Dad!

Sharon

I think you look really gorgeous, Epps.

Well, you're only hyew-man!!