Kim quotes from Kath & Kim

Kim

[To Kath at bridal shop] That could be the theme of your wedding... mutton dressed as lamb!

Kim

[Talking to Kath about Brett's alleged unfaithfulness] In case you hadn't noticed, I'm an emotional wreck at the moment. My husband has been having it off with not one, but two third parties!

Kim

Bloody Bolton bitches!

Kim

I'm not as stupid as I look.

Kim

I'm not criticising you, Mum. I'm just saying you look bad!

Kim

This’ll be good!

Kim

It doesn’t even rhyme!

Kim

Mum, do you want a... threw... for your carch?

Kim

What I think? I'll tell you what I think. I think you can stick the A.I.S right up your A.I.S.E.

Kim

If it's not Dotti or Witchery, don't talk to me.

Kim

"Watch and learn, Brett, I'm gonna work the room."

Kim

"Kelly, empty glasses here - NOT A GOOD LOOK!"

Kim

"Ohhh, so you're the famous Jarred I've heard all about."

Kim

"No... I'll have a cardonnay (pronounced kar-doe-nay) thanks Jarred."

Kim

"I have them eating putty out of my hand!"

Kim

(Sharon crying like a baby) "She's crying all the time and she's very windy."

Kim

"I'm hungry. I want something healthy."