Brett quotes from Kath & Kim

Brett

(Talking to Kim about online dating) Why don't you try logging on to WWW dot bretty dot com - hey you, come here! (grabs Kim)

Kim

Piss off, Brett!

Brett

Well Cujo says hi.

Well darling she's a bitch too.

Brett

Well, there it is. I know it's the worst house, but it's on the best street. It's what you're supposed to buy.

Kim

No, you've got it all wrong. You're supposed to buy the best house on the worst street, 'cause then you can lord it over people.

Brett

I don't want to lord it over people.

Kim

Well, doesn't that just sum it up, Acting Assistant Deputy Sales Manager in Charge of Software. Wow, I'm impressed... not.

Kim

What about me? I'm stuck at home with Epponnee on my face, mum on my back and Kel up my goat. How would you like it?

Brett

Don't get all pussy-bum on me.

Kim

I'm just bored, Brett. Bored stupid.

Brett

"(talking about Epponnee) She could be prime minister..."

Kim

"I'm thinking bigger than that, Brett. She could be on Neighbours!"

Brett

[In a flash-forward, to his daughter Epponnee, played by Kylie Minogue, on her wedding day] You look like a fairy-tale princess, Epps!

Tell me something I don't know, Dad!

Sharon

I think you look really gorgeous, Epps.

Well, you're only hyew-man!!