Kath quotes from Kath & Kim

Kath

[After Kel experiences heartburn masquerading as angina.] Well, you heard what Dr. Ng said. Gotta go all low-fat from now on. Gotta watch your cholesterol. I mean, I don't want you pushing up the daisies just when I'm smelling the roses.

Kel

It'll be good for us, and I can afford to lose a few kilos. We can see it as a bit of a challenge.

Kath

Yeah! It'll be something to do, won't it, doll? Oh goodie! I feel a bit energised by your near-death experience.

Kim

Mum, your pants are split.

Kath

Oh, no, I just bought these lovely latte capris. They must have shrunk in the wash.

Kim

No, I think this time you're the one stacking on the kilos! I think for once, the mule is on the other foot.

Kath

You're the mule, you stupid girl.

Kath

Awww, little Epponnee-Rae, it's alright darling, Epponnee Raelene Charlene Kathleen Darlene Craig. You are getting more and more like your boo-tiful granny as the days go by. Look at her hair, Kimmie, it's getting a nice frizz to it!

Kim

Oh, don't wish that on her! Although, I do think, luckily, personality-wise she's going to be like me.

Kath

I wouldn't be playing the cold shoulder all too often with Brett, you know, Kim. The way he's presenting himself at the moment, he's a most irresistible package.

Kim

Mum, Brett is not having an affair. Why would he go for fillet steak when he's got sausage meat at home? (Receives a text from Sharon telling her about Brett kissing Kelly) Brett had fillet steak last night!