Kel quotes from Kath & Kim

Kel

[To Kath, indignant over her coldness after his 'seamans revelation'] Keep Saturday night free, because after that there will be no doubt that I, Kel Graham Knight, am all the man you need!... now, what did I do with my man-bag?

Kel

What is so wrong with two baby-boomers getting it on for a photo while we're still both incredibly fit?

Kel

And this is for you.

Kath

Oh, Kel, Barbra Streisand!

Kel

Yep, I'm a big Streisand fan.

Kath

Really? Oh, what a nong I am to think that you were gay when you're a big Barbra Streisand fan.

Kath

[After Kel experiences heartburn masquerading as angina.] Well, you heard what Dr. Ng said. Gotta go all low-fat from now on. Gotta watch your cholesterol. I mean, I don't want you pushing up the daisies just when I'm smelling the roses.

Kel

It'll be good for us, and I can afford to lose a few kilos. We can see it as a bit of a challenge.

Kath

Yeah! It'll be something to do, won't it, doll? Oh goodie! I feel a bit energised by your near-death experience.