Kim quotes from Kath & Kim

Kim

[To Kylie Minogue] Let's celebrate! Would you like a car-donnay, Kylie?

Kath

Stewpid girl, Kim. It's not car-donnay, the correct pronunciation is shah-donnay.

Kim

Mum, it's French, the haitch is silent. Back me up, here, Kylie!

Yeah, she's right, Mrs. D., I've been to Paris, and h is silent, it's car-donnay.

Kath

Well, excuse me for living, Kylie.

Kim

Mum, your pants are split.

Kath

Oh, no, I just bought these lovely latte capris. They must have shrunk in the wash.

Kim

No, I think this time you're the one stacking on the kilos! I think for once, the mule is on the other foot.

Kath

You're the mule, you stupid girl.

Brett

"(talking about Epponnee) She could be prime minister..."

Kim

"I'm thinking bigger than that, Brett. She could be on Neighbours!"

Kath

Awww, little Epponnee-Rae, it's alright darling, Epponnee Raelene Charlene Kathleen Darlene Craig. You are getting more and more like your boo-tiful granny as the days go by. Look at her hair, Kimmie, it's getting a nice frizz to it!

Kim

Oh, don't wish that on her! Although, I do think, luckily, personality-wise she's going to be like me.

Kim

Sharon! What have you come as?

Sharon

Well, this is my Polish national costume, Kim -- why?

Kim

No! I said pole dancing!

Sharon

Well I'm a Pole, Kim! Strzelecki. Well, half a Pole anyway, on my dad's side.

Kim

NO! Sexy dancing with a pole!

Sharon

Well, that sounds a bit stupid, Kim.

Kim

Oh, it's stupid, is it? So are the people on Big Brother stupid? 'Cause they all do pole dancing.

Kath

I wouldn't be playing the cold shoulder all too often with Brett, you know, Kim. The way he's presenting himself at the moment, he's a most irresistible package.

Kim

Mum, Brett is not having an affair. Why would he go for fillet steak when he's got sausage meat at home? (Receives a text from Sharon telling her about Brett kissing Kelly) Brett had fillet steak last night!

Kim

Stupid Sharon! (To Epponnee Rae) Mummy is a hornbag, isn't she?

Nuh...

Kim

You little b - (brightens) You said your first word!