Batman quotes from Justice League

Wonder Woman

Who are you?

They call me Forager.

Batman

Do you know someone named Orion?

Orion! I am just an unworthy Bug; Orion is a god who is far above us.

Wonder Woman

You're too modest. You've shown courage, compassion...

No, no, you don't understand! All the gods are far above us. [Points up into the sky towards Supertown]

Batman

I'm gonna need a longer grapple.

Batman

Having fun?

Yes.

Wonder Woman

Wait! Where is Superman?

Batman

That idiot! [to others] I'll get him. The rest of you take off. Now!

Batman

Nothing could have survived that. Not even Darkseid.

Superman

You know something, Bruce? [turns to Batman and walks right up in his face] You're not always right.

[upon scanning Batman] You don't have any powers.

Batman

I have this. [Pulls out piece of kryptonite. Amazo begins to suffer its effects.] It's a package deal. You get our powers, but you get our weaknesses too.

Hawkgirl

You always carry a piece of kryptonite with you?

Batman

Call it insurance.

Hawkgirl

And they say I'm scary.

Flash

Say no more.

Batman

I wasn't intending to.

Green Lantern

Look, whatever he is, he's sure not in the same league as Grundy and the others. He's a nobody.

Batman

Ever read the Odyssey? After Odysseus was caught by the cyclops, he told it his name was "Nobody". So when he poked its eye out and its friends asked who did it, all the cyclops could say was "nobody".

Green Lantern

Point taken.

Doctor Destiny

Coming here was the mistake of your life. See, the closer I am to someone, the stronger I get. I'll be able to go in your brain, even if you're wide awake.

Batman

My brain's not a nice place to be.

Doctor Destiny

What's that stupid song going through your mind?!

Batman

It's what's keeping you out, Johnny.

Doctor Destiny

You know, I could let you go. You're a distraction now. And it's the others who have the real problems. We're like insects to them. They step on us, ruin our lives, and they don't even realize it. But you're different. You don't have any special powers.

Batman

Oh, I have one, Johnny: I never give up. [Batman starts humming the 'Frere Jacques' tune]

Batman

Who are you working for?

[in Kaznian] You can't understand a word I'm saying and I wouldn't tell you anything if you could.

Batman

[in Kaznian] I can... [advances on him menacingly] ...and you will.

Batman

You're keeping late hours.

You should talk.

Wonder Woman

You know, we never did get to finish our dance.

Batman

[showing no reaction] I don't know what you're talking about.

Wonder Woman

If you say so. [takes his arm] But you're still taking me dancing.

Lord Superman

Cold.

It's Gazpacho, it's supposed to be.

Lord Superman

I wasn't talking about the soup. You gonna tell me what's wrong?

After 2 years, you don't know?

Lord Superman

Here we go.

The world's on permanent lockdown, free speech is all but dead, and you don't know what's wrong?

Lord Superman

Lois, we've been over this a thousand times. Why can't you see the bigger picture?

I can see just fine, thank you. You're the one who can't see where this is leading.

Lord Superman

Lois, we're doing everything we can to- [Lord Superman's Comlink beeps] Just a sec. Yeah?

Go ahead, finish. You're doing everything you can to what, make sure everyone bows down, and worship you? Is that it?

Lord Superman

That's not what we want! Can't you just listen for a second?!

Lord Batman

Ah, love. Sorry to interrupt, but I need to see you and the others.

Lord Superman

I'm busy.

Lord Batman

Now.

Lord Superman

I gotta go.

We're not done with this.

Lord Superman

I know. Believe me, I know.

You can't just write me off, like-like I'm some kind of hysterical- [Lois tries to follow Lord Superman out the door but is stopped by two Police Officers ]

Sorry, Ms. Lane. But you know the rules: No leaving the premises, no unauthorized guests, no phone calls.

Can't speak my mind, can't think.

It's only temporary, ma'am. They gave us their word.

Sucker. [Closes the door]

Batman

[Referring to the Justice Lords' Martian Manhunter] Have you read his mind yet?

Martians don't do that to one another.

Batman

Can't? Or won't?

Both.