Lobo quotes from Justice League

Lobo

What's with all the long faces, Justice-Dweebs? It's like a wake in here. Lighten up! The answer to all your problems has arrived. Since we're gonna be workin' together, you can call me Lobo.

Lobo

You want an audition? C'mon, ladies, let's dance!

Lobo

Pretty good huh? When you got Lobo on your team, who needs Superman?

Green Lantern

Good instinct. His name's Lobo. He's a lowlife bounty hunter.

Lobo

The Main Man happens to be the best bounty hunter in the known universe. You can ask Superman if he weren't busy pushing up daisies.

The Flash

Hey, don't talk about him like that. Superman was our friend.

Wonder Woman

You're no Superman.

Lobo

The ladies say different.

The Justice League is about more than physical power. It's about ideals, caring, helping.

Lobo

Buy me a ticket to Pukesville.

Kalibak

I'm going to grind you into paste!

Lobo

Awful brave talk for a dead man.

Kalibak

I'm not dead yet.

Lobo

You're right. My watch is about ten seconds fast.

You were greatly missed, my friend... by all of us.

Wonder Woman

Don't let him fool you. Your death hit him as hard as it did any of us.

Superman

Really?

Batman

No. I never believed you were dead in the first place.

Superman

I guess that's sort of a compliment.

Lobo

Ain't this great? The whole team together again, all eight of us!

Superman

Count again. You're fired.

Lobo

What?!

Superman

You're not Justice League material, Lobo. Go chase a bail-jumper. I don't care what you do, just clear out.

Lobo

This is the thanks I get? What a stinkin' rip. [hops onto his Hog] Next time you lollipops need help, don't bother asking the Main Man! [flies away]

... We didn't ask you this time!