Batman quotes from Justice League

Joker

No fair! How did you get free?!

Batman

I could have escaped any time. But I thought I'd hang around to keep an eye on you clowns. [punches Joker]

Joker

[dazed] You're dethpicable!

Batman

He swore revenge on those that mocked him, and several later disappeared under mysterious circumstances.

Wonder Woman

I have a pretty good idea what happened to them.

Flash

EW!

Batman

Don’t touch that.

Flash

Oops!

Batman

Don’t touch anything! We don’t know what kind of powers we’re dealing with.

Wonder Woman

An Amazon? That's ridiculous!

Batman

I don't think so. [pulls out Aresia's necklace] I managed to take this off her. [throws it to Wonder Woman, who catches it] It's an Amazon design, isn't it?

Wonder Woman

Yes... but it could be a forgery. [throws necklace back to Batman] Besides, Amazons don't steal; it's against our code. And we never leave the island. [turns to leave]

Batman

[pointedly] Never?

Batman

So this Aresia is not really an Amazon?

Hawkgirl

She's an orphan. It's hard to imagine what that kind of trauma could do to a child.

Etrigan

Heed me. She will tap into your deepest desires, and dangle them like a carrot in front of your nose. She will give you everything you dream of - but only until she gets what she wants.

Batman

The voice of experience?

Etrigan

[grumbles] Don't say I didn't warn you.

Etrigan

I still don't trust that Martian. He's damaged goods.

Batman

I trust J'onn with my life.

Etrigan

I'll send flowers.

Wonder Woman

Flash is right. There's something unsettling about your friend. When he stares, it's like he's looking into my very soul.

Batman

True. But I'd rather have him with us than against us.

Superman

Prepare the landing bay. We’re coming in.

Batman

Just when I was starting to enjoy the peace and quiet.

Superman

Same old Bats.

Flash

Bats, you're starting to scare me.

I scare a lot of people.

The resistance might be able to use you, but you're going to have to prove we can trust you.

Green Lantern

Are you kidding? You've known us for years!

You must have me confused with someone else.

You understand that if we do change the past, you - this version of you - will never have existed?

Nothing would make me happier.

Superman

Batman! It’s really you! [hugs him]

Batman

[awkwardly]...Am I missing something?

Superman

Sorry, it’s just that... well, it’s a long story.

Hawkgirl

So what are you saying? You'd sacrifice millions of lives just because you don't like this guy?

Superman

You don't know Darkseid like I do.

Batman

We know he used you, humiliated you, brainwashed you, wound you up like a tin soldier and turned you loose against Earth. [Gets right up in Superman's face] Cry me a river. On the outside chance that this isn't one of his schemes, we have to take action - so I suggest you get over it.

Brainiac has already destroyed countless civilizations, and now he threatens another. Do you want this to be the legacy of your people?

Wonder Woman

Let me get this straight: Orion is Darkseid's own son?

Batman

New Genesis and Apokolips have been at war for centuries. Apparently, Darkseid and Highfather exchanged sons as part of some kind of peace treaty... [Wonder Woman looks at Batman] Sounds wacky to me, too.