Flash quotes from Justice League

Flash

Asking the fastest man alive to slow things down? Won't be easy.

Flash

[buying time defending Green Lantern] Ahem. Right. Sure. But first, I'd like to say a few words about... about habeus corpus. Yeah, habeus corpus! And ipso... facto! Phi Beta Kappa!... [still defending Green Lantern] Have you asked yourself, "why this rush to judgment?" If the ring wasn't lit, you must acquit, and furthermore...

Flash

Is it just me, or are they the only cops in this town?

Flash

[seeing the giant robot created to attack them] That's it. I officially want to go home.

Flash

Superman? Yeah, he's a close personal friend...

Flash

[After teleporting through dimensions] Ding! Fifth floor, hardware, sporting goods, evil sorceresses!

Flash

Great Jumpin' Hera!

Flash

This bites! Your commercial's stupid, you're a no-talent hack and your doughnuts are stale! I'm outta here fast, fast, fast!

The Flash

Where do these nuts come from?

Flash

She doesn't look so hot.

The Flash

There are so many reasons why that shouldn't have worked.

The Flash

I used to be able to goof around so much because I knew Superman had my back. Now all I've got is his example, and that's gonna have to be enough.

Flash

Tails! I win!

Flash

Whoa! Where have you been all my life?

Wonder Woman

Themyscira.

Flash

Huh?

Hawkgirl

The home of the Amazons. I always thought it was merely a legend.

Wonder Woman

I assure you, it's as real as the ground on which we stand on. I am Diana, Princess of the Amazons.

Flash

Pinch me, I must be dreaming. [Superman elbows him] Ow!

Wonder Woman

Themyscira is protected by the gods. But I could not idly stand by when the rest of the world is in danger.

Superman

It was lucky you showed up when you did.

No. Not luck. I telepathically summoned them.

Flash

Look, I'm usually pretty quick on the uptake, but would someone please tell me, what the heck is going on here? [Everyone looks at him]

Wonder Woman

So, J'onn J'onzz, you came from Mars to warn us?

Flash

This is just too weird.

Green Lantern

I've seen stranger things.

Flash

What's the problem? Can't you just whip up another batch of that nerve gas?

Unfortunately, no. The gas can only be made from a rare Martian plant. I brought a sample with me, but it was destroyed when I was captured.

Flash

Uh, what's Plan B?

Wonder Woman

We'll have to take out those factories.

Green Lantern

Lady, this is no job for amateurs.

Wonder Woman

We Amazons are warriors born! Want to test me?

Superman

Lets not fight among ourselves. John, we're going to need all the help we can get.

Green Lantern

Fine. Sorry, "your highness". Tactically, we'll have multiple objectives. We'll need to split into teams.

Flash

Dibs on the Amazon! [cut to Flash and Green Lantern] You are no fun!

Green Lantern

This isn't supposed to be fun. We've got a job to do. We'll do it better without distractions. Understood?

Flash

Yeah, yeah. I hear you.

Superman

I once thought I could protect the world by myself, but I was wrong. Working together, we saved the planet, and I believe that if we stay together as a team, we could be a force that could truly work for the ideals of peace and justice.

The Flash

What, like a bunch of... super friends?

Superman

More like a Justice League.

The Flash

You have no idea how corny that sounds. But maybe the big guy's got a point. With all of us behind it, it just might work. Count me in.

Green Lantern

Me too.

Hawkgirl

And me.

Wonder Woman

My mother may not approve, but I found Man's World to be quite intriguing. I'll gladly join.