Vandal Savage quotes from Justice League

Vandal Savage

I'm not from the future... [gestures to a laptop computer] but this is. Sixty years from now, it will be a child's toy. But today, it's the most powerful weapon on Earth.

Vandal Savage

The Earth belongs to the cockroaches now... oh, and me.

Vandal Savage

Thank you, my friend. [fades away]

Vandal Savage

[seeing Martian Manhunter] Who would have thought the Übermensch would be green?

Übermensch?

Vandal Savage

The superior man. Those destined to lead the world.

I thought that was your goal.

Vandal Savage

My only desire is peace, progress, unity...

With you in charge, of course.

Vandal Savage

Why not?

[observing the recording of Vandal Savage's future self] You age gracefully.

Vandal Savage

You have no idea.

Vandal Savage

Knowing the future, how can I not succeed?

I've seen your future. It doesn't work.

Green Lantern

You're not going anywhere!

Vandal Savage

You think you can kill me? You're welcome to try.

Green Lantern

Say your prayers, Savage!

Vandal Savage

A god doesn't grovel.

Princess Audrey

Vandal, what do you think you are doing?

Vandal Savage

[counting on his fingers] Destroying the Justice League, building a railgun, assuming total dominion over the nations of the earth...

Superman

You're insane.

Vandal Savage

True, but that doesn't mean I'm not good company. Say, you wanna come over to my house? [Superman looks confused] Like you've got something better to do.

Superman

[holding a rock over Vandal Savage's head] I should smash your skull.

Vandal Savage

Go ahead, we both know it wouldn't work.

Superman

What now...?

Vandal Savage

...Lunch?

Superman

Self-help books? You don't seem the type.

Vandal Savage

I read whatever I can find. Anyway, I've got issues, what with my destroying the Earth and all.

Superman

What happens to you?

Vandal Savage

Redemption, if I'm lucky. Don't worry about me. Go back to your friends. Do what you do best, what you were born to do - save the world.