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S1 E15Unfinished Business

Stella: Hey.

The song will be done when it's done. I'm sorry. It's just that everybody's been on my case all day.

Yeah, I know. I heard about your block.

Yeah, I got it off with a chisel. (he picks it up)

I meant your writer's block.

What if I really can't write again? What if it's over for me? Well, I'm 16, I had a good run.

It's not over. I mean, all artists have blocks. Besides, I brought something might help. Ooh! Taa-daa!(She takes out a jacket from her bag)

Wow.

You like it? Embroidered all by hand. Don't even ask me how long it took.

Okay.

11 hours! No bathroom breaks. And do you know why? Because I believe in you.

Thank you. That means a lot.

Well, come on, aren't you gonna try it on?

Yeah. (he tries on his jacket)

I mean, I don't know, I thought it might inspire you. (she gasps) I am amazing.

It's awesome. (Stella giggles)

Well, that's why I make the big bucks. (she picks up her bag) Mention that to your dad, because he pays me and I don't actually make the big bucks. (then she leaves)

Oh no! I'm coming apart the seams.(he runs out of the classroom to find Stella in the hallway and he sees her walking up the stairs but she doesn't hear him yelling for her)

Stella! (the elevator dings so Nick enters it and his guitar's neck breaks as the elevator closes and the other half of the lands on the other side of the elevator then he and Amy are shocked)

Ouch.

I can't believe I broke Lucille Jr's. neck.

Um, you know Nick, I'm always telling my friend Jules how cute I think you are, which I do. And she's always just like, "Amy ask him out". So I am. How about we get something to eat or something after school?

I would love to. Um, but I'm kind of busy today.

Oh, that's what I figured. You probably have girls asking you out every five minutes.

If I didn't have to write a song--

You don't have to make up some lame excuse, I can handle just a plain no. (she leaves the elevator)

But it-- (he walks out of the elevator but he turns around to take his jacket and one of sleeve is torn by it but he gasps as Stella realized that the jacket is ripped)

Oh no, you didn't.

Stella, I am so sorry. The jacket got caught on a nail and the sleeve got stuck in the elevator. I know you can fix it, though. (he gives the jacket back to her)

Sure. (she rips the sleeves of Nick's shirt which he notices and she takes the jacket from him then she storms off angrily)

So we're good?

It's so nice in here. Oh, the sunshine and the birds singing. Not that I'm thinking of songs or-- or anything.

Nick, please tell me you got something. Please please please. (he and Kevin walk closer to Nick but he doesn't want to be bothered)

Guys, I'm trying to write here. (A bird pooped on the guitar)

That's supposed to be very lucky.

How am I supposed to wash this off?

It's hard enough to write after having the worst day of my life. And you eyeballing me doesn't help. (Nick looks at Joe then he continues to write songs)

What does make the worst day of a life? Let's reflect.

Get out. (he angrily tells his brothers to leave the bedroom)

Fine. You don't have to be so mean.

Guys.

I'm--I'm going.

We're gone.

TTV

Now a message from Crunchy cats! Crunchy crunchy, meow meow meow

I've got it. I've got the song. I've got a new song! I dreamt an awesome song.(Joe, Kevin and Tom run upstairs after they heard that Nick has a new song)

Great!

You're my son again. Let's hear this.

I can't remember it. I can't remember the song. (He stares at the keyboard blankly)

(laughing) Come on-- there's only 88 keys here. Nick, just hit one. Here, how about-- Was that note in it? How about this note? Does this note ring a bell? This note? Nick? This note? How about one of these black ones. These are weird.

Dad, dad! Step away from the keyboard.

That's the one! (points to a black key as Kevin pulls him away) Okay, I'm sorry. Everything's good. I'm gonna be downstairs not freaking out. Just relaxing. Nick, do this thing. (Tom is heard crying downstairs and Kevin is walking down the steps and he is going to sleep on the ottoman)

Nick? Don't worry about dad. He doesn't know how to chill.

I can't believe the song's gone.

It can't be gone! (He walks to Nick and grabs his arm to pull him away from the chair) We have one day. Go back to bed.

What?

Go back to sleep. Dream it again.

I can't-- I can't just dream it again.

Come on! Say goodnight and goodbye, la la la la. Kevin, help me out here! Kevin!

Ahh! I'm up. I'm up.

What are we gonna do? We need to get this song back.

I can't just dream it again.

Kevin: Sure you can. Okay, One time I had this dream about a lemur feeding me chocolate pudding. And of course, I wanted to dream it again.

Well, who wouldn't?

So I repeated everything exactly the same way, it happened to me all day long. And then sure enough, I went to sleep and boom! (sighs) The lemur was surprised to see me again.

I'm not repeating this awful day. (he stands up)

Even if you'll dream the song again?

So you're saying Kevin had a good idea?

It was bound to happen eventually.

Thanks, bro.

Okay. I will repeat the worst day of my life for the sake of this band.

That's more like it. I'm proud of you. (he gives Nick a pat on the chest)

I just wanted to get a head start.

Okay, here's a list of all the horrible things that happened to Nick yesterday. Now it's our job to make sure they all happen again.

Spackle bucket. (Nick slides down the pole and steps into the bucket of spackle)

Kevin: Check. You never know, it could have been the landing into the bucket that led into the dream that led to the song, Nick.

That's what I figured. That's why today I wore your favorite shoes. (Nick shows Kevin that he is wearing Kevin's favorite shoes)

Not my lucky loafers!

Okay, look, I appreciate you guys doing this to try to make the deadline, but don't go overboard, okay? (talking to Kevin and Joe about Nick) Stay on him. Wring him like a damp washcloth if you gotta.

Milk, check.

Check.

We covered this one last night.

Yes, we did, but it didn't count because it was last night and it was Kevin and it was low-fat.(Nick picks up a spoon to hit Joe then Nick bends the spoon instead hitting Joe with it) Don't hit me because you didn't hit me yesterday.

Hey. I fixed the jacket. Look, I know it was an accident, so try it on. Any luck with song-writing?

Actually, I wrote a song in a dream I had last night.

Hey.

Nick: Then I forgot it. So in order to have the same dream again, I have to repeat everything I did yesterday.

Kevin's idea?

Yeah.

It actually makes sense.

It was bound to happen eventually. (he starts to tear apart the seams)

Well, the only thing you did yesterday, I could remember was ruin my jacket. No! no no no No! No! (she takes back the jacket)

I'm sorry. It's for the band.

Stella, it's for the band. (Stella goes to other door but Kevin is blocking her way)

What they said.

Look, an aardvark. (she distracts Kevin)

I'm not gonna fall for that one.(he and Stella have a staring contest with each other then he falls for her trick and she leaves the classroom while he is distracted)

But he's probably cute.

Kevin!

I can't believe I fell it again.

Go!

Check.

Stop! (he wants Nick to be pooped by the birds) Go! (Kevin, Joe, Nick and Stella runs from the atrium)

Boo!

No! No! Nobody is gonna rip this jacket except me. (she rips the jacket instead of Kevin, Joe and Nick)

There's one more thing. (he starts to unravel the seams)

Sorry, Stell, we have to repeat everything.

Well, in that case...(she rips Nick's shirt sleeves again and she takes one of his shirt sleeves then she storms off)

So we're good now?

Check.

This'll just take a sec. (he puts Lucille Jr's neck in between the elevator doors so it can break again) Sorry. (he wants Amy to ask him out again) I need you to ask me out again.

What?

Please ask me out.

You want me to ask you out?

Please.

Okay. Um, Nick, how and I go out tonight?

I have to say no.

What?

Let me explain. Yesterday, I dreamt a song, but then I forgot what I dreamt. So today I have to do everything that I did yesterday so I can have the same dream so I can remember the same song. I'm sure you can understand that. (he leaves the elevator with the beverage that Amy poured on him) She did not understand that.

Are you sure you broke the guitar? (he looks at the list while Kevin is eating cereal)

Yeah! (he replies to Joe while he washes off in the bathroom)

Okay, looks like we've covered everything on the list. (Joe puts the clipboard on the ottoman then he picks up the blanket) (Nick enters the bedroom he then walks to the armchair that he was sitting on yesterday and Joe puts the blanket on him)

All that you have to do now is go back to sleep and dream that awesome song. But, you know, no pressure.

Nick, don't worry if have to cancel the tour and the album. You know, we can always find different jobs like a stuntman or a hand model. (looks at his hand)

Ooh.

Not helping. (he goes to sleep)

Do you want my eye mask? (he offers Nick the eye mask)

No. (talks while sleeping)

How about a foot rub? (Kevin offers to give Nick a foot massage)

How about a face punch? (he wakes up to give Kevin a punch in the face)

Looks like somebody need a nap. (Nick goes back to sleep)

I can smell it. It's a hit song. (he and Kevin are near Nick's face)

It's just sizzling inside his brain.

I can't sleep with you guys staring at me. (he wakes up to find that Kevin and Joe are on both sides of him)

Sorry, Nick. Kevin, stop staring at him. (he and Kevin leave Nick alone)

TTV

We'll be right back after this message from Crunchy Cats. Crunchy crunchy, meow meow meow...

Oh no! (he wakes up after hearing the tune)

TTV

Crunchy crunchy, meow meow meow...

What's wrong?

That's the tune.

What's the tune?

Crunchy cats. (picks up the cereal box then drops it and he runs to his area with Kevin and Joe)

What?

What?

Ahh! The song that I wrote in my dream.

You mean, it's already on the television? You are amazing!

I must have heard it in my sleep and then dreamt I wrote it.

Kevin: You've got to be kidding.

Ahh!

No way.

I can't believe the awesome song I thought I wrote turns out to be "Crunchy Cats."

We're toast.

I repeated every horrible thing that happened to me yesterday. I did it all again and I got nothing. (he decides to throw Mr. Bumbles but Kevin won't let Nick do that)

NO! Not Mr. Bumbles. Take it out on the keyboard! It's okay (he pets the teddy bear)

No song, no album, no tour. (he bangs the keyboard feeling angry)

That's it.

Get madder! Come on.

Yeah.

I did it all again and I got nothing I did it all again and I got nothing... I did it all again and I got nothing I did it all again and I got nothing yeah

Woo hoo! Great song! Oh, studio, album, back on! (he imitates gunshots) That was a little over the top. Sorry. Just have been a nervous wreak all week. (he laughs)

All it took was Nick getting really angry and we got an awesome song.

Now all I have to do is apologize to Stella for the jacket and Amy for making her asking me out twice. You guys with me? (He, Joe and Kevin are going to slide down the poles then Joe and Kevin got their leg stuck in a spackle bucket)

Yeah.

Absolutely.

You wrote that down somewhere, right?

I thought maybe you guys dream the next song. Good luck with the rest of your day, gentlemen.

I love spackle! Ahh!

Yeah, and it was so awesome how much chocolate pudding there was and of course, it was just a dream.

Kevin's point that everything Nick told you about having to repeat his day was totally true.

Yeah, it wasn't some lame excuse, of trying to get out of going on a date with you.

Really?

The truth is, I'd love to go out with you.

Then ask me out.

Really? Okay, um, would you like to go out on a date with me?

Amy: I'm gonna say no. (she exits the elevator) But, ask me again tomorrow.

Really?

We'll see. (she walks away from the elevator)

This is starting out to be a good day.

Oh! Oh no!

Hey, Nick, have you seen Kevin? I wanna trade my tuna fish sandwich for his tuna fish sandwich.

What's the difference? They're both tuna fish. (he puts a book back in his locker)

I sat on mine. (shows Nick the flattened sandwich and Joe shakes his head) I'll tell him it's grilled.

He's at a pep-squad meeting getting ready for the big game on Saturday.(he shakes his head) He's really gotten into it.

Kevin? He's a rocker. He would never get into something that corny.

(he enters by doing a flip and the megaphone is thrown to him and he catches the megaphone then speaks via it) Attention, Horace Mantis Academy!(Joe and Nick are looking at Kevin) Come show your mantis pride by coming to the big game this Saturday!

CCheerleaders

(they enter) We got the moves all over you

It's almost unfair

CCheerleaders

Surrender to the mantis

You haven't got a prayer

CKCheerleaders and Kevin

Go, mantis! (Joe shakes his head and Nick claps)

(turns to Joe) Wow, you were right. Talk about corny. Wonder why he's gotten so into this cheerleading thing.

I just wish I had longer arms.

Nick, I'm surprised at you. Where's your school spirit? Hey, girls, wait up. Surrender to the mantis, something something something! (follows the cheerleaders and he leaves Nick alone)

Whoo! You guys, that sounded so awesome. Okay, wardrobe's all set.

Nick That's great. Everything is be perfect for Saturday morning.

I think it is so cool that you guys are performing on "Great Morning USA" live right here from the firehouse.

Yeah, and Dad said there were gonna be a million people watching all at the same time. That has to be a huge TV.

Yep. Oh! What is this? You guys invited to Jacques Le Fajette's spring preview? He's like my fashion designing idol. Please tell me you're going and please tell me you're taking me with you.

Who wants to see a bunch of dudes who look like they haven't slept in months stumble down a runway? No thank you.

Guys, um, this is the spring preview for women's fashions. That means there's gonna be, like 50 of the most beautiful women in the world there.

I'm there.

Yeah, Who said I wasn't going?

I've always been interested in women's fashion, since about three seconds ago.

When is it?

Tuesday, 6:00 p.m.

Can't go. That's the day I mix the final tracks for the record. It's the only day we could lock in the studio. Sorry.

It's okay.

I can't go either. We have cheerleading practice on the trampolines.

Wait, can't you go anyway because--

Trampolines.

Well, it looks like, it's just you and me. Do you wanna grab a bite or something before?

Cool.

Bye. (she leaves)

Pretty exciting, Joe. Your first date with Stella.

Aw, we're really happy for you two crazy kids.

It's not a date. We're all going to the fashion show together, except you guys are not coming.

Yeah, sure, not a date with Stella... alone together.

Stella only sees me as a friend, okay?

Hey, Joe. Okay. Since we're going to the fashion as a couple, we probably don't wanna clash. So don't wear anything darker than royal blue or anything lighter I guess than sky blue. In fact, just stay the heck away from blue.

Stella, I just remembered, I can't make it that night.

Why not?

I gotta trim my eyebrows. You know, these caterpillars can get out of control.

Yeah, I understand. Well, um, I was looking forward to it.

You were?

Yeah. I mean, to seeing all those fashions. Wow. Um... But we're still having lunch together tomorrow, right?

Absolutely.

Great. It's a date.

(he turns to Nick and Kevin) No, it's not.

I heard you and Joe are going on your first date. Congratulations.

Joe and I are not dating. You know that. We're just really really good friends. I mean, besides, Joe is a big rock star. He can see any girl that he wants to.

Stella, for someone who's so smart, sometimes, you don’t even know what you don’t know you know.

(turns to Macy) I know I have no idea what you talking about. You know?

You are all in your head. Get out of there. When it comes to romance, you need to follow your head.

Please. The only thing that your heart has ever followed is a JONAS.

(she gasps) I protest. I admit I used to be smidge obsessed, but I have matured.

Hi, Macy. I was wondering about-- Well, thinking about asking you-- Would you like to go to the basketball game with me Saturday? I mean, if you want.

(sighs) I would love to, Randolph. Meet me here at 6:00, okay?

Great. Will you excuse me for a second? I've gotta go tell everyone in the world. Carl, Steve, Steve's brother...

I'm impressed. You have matured.

Thank you. Oh! Hey, look. There's a stain on the in the shape of Nick's face. That is not an obsession. That is a fact. Whoa whoa whoa! Step around the stain. Around.

(he runs to Joe) Hey, Joe. Lunch today? I got an extra peanut butter mushroom sardine salami sandwich with your name on it.(gives the bag to Joe)

And now it's disgusting.

I think I'm coming down with something.

Aw. Got a case of the love bug, Joe?

I'm not dating Stella, okay? Didn't you see how I canceled on her about the fashion show?

Whatever. Let's just go get some lunch.

I can't. I've got lunch with Stella. Kevin, me and Stella have been best buds since we were in kindergarten, okay? We have a tight friendship. I don't wanna mess it up. I mean, would I like to go on a real date with Stella? Of course I would, but... Let's just pretend like I didn't say that.

Kevin: Too late you just did. (Opens his locker and puts the gross sandwich away in his locker and takes out a marker from it) I think it's time Dr. Kevin teaches you a lesson. (then he closes his locker)

Joe: Okay.

Kevin: (he draws faces on his locker) JONAS and Stella are a happy family. But what if one of these smiley faces does felt a certain way about another one of these smiley faces, and that same smiley face didn't the same way as the other smiley face? There'd be no more happy family. Only a sad family, singing sad songs in sad clothes to sad fans. Sad sad sad, very sad indeed.

(grabs the marker and reads it) This is not washable, Kevin.

I know. (he opens his locker) That's why I have this. (then he takes the paint and paintbrush out of his locker) I'm not dumb, you know.(Joe leaves with the non washable marker while Kevin repaints his locker)

Hi, Randolph. I got you a present. It's for you to wear on our date. Stella made it for Nick of JONAS, but I'd think you'll look really great in it.

Wow, thanks!

And I also got you a cool... hat.

This is a wig.

No, it's a hat. Try it on. And I think I'd like to give you a little nickname. " Randolph" just sounds so formal.

My mom calls me "Ran."

Oh, isn't that sweet? I'm gonna call you Nick.

Nick?

"Nick" like nickname. It;'s a joke. Our own little private joke.

Anything for you, Macy.

See you game night, Nick. Don't take off the hat, Nick. Bye, Nick. (Randolph leaves the atrium with the present while wearing the wig)

(he walks down the stars) Stella.

(she turns around) Oh, hey.

Hey, I can't do lunch today.

Why not?

I have to put reinforcements in all my loose-leaf holes.

Yeah, right, okay. Well, how about tomorrow?

I can't.

Wednesday?

Hm-mm.

Thursday?

Sorry.

Oh, okay. You know what? No, not okay, Joe. I mean, if I didn't know that we were just friends, I'd assume that you were sending me some kind of a message.

What message?

Oh, I don't know. Usually when cancels on me twice in a row and then three more times in a row. I kind of assume I'm not that person's favorite person. (she leaves upset)

Stella, wait. (he walks after Stella) Come with me to the big game on Saturday.

What?

Come with me. I can get courtside seats. My brother's s cheerleader.

Okay, that sounds really great. Go, mantises.

Awesome, we're on. It's a da-ate-- It's we're on. (he walks away from Stella then she leaves)

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